NewAgeKnight

What is your favorite color?



Bingo & A Hammer Fight

What is the monetary system of the future?


Salsa Sammich

How do you put on socks?



Schedule 40

What is your problem?



Intermittent Mittens

What was the last thing you bought?


Flaming Flamingo

How do you make homemade lava soap?



pencil sharpener and matchbook

What do you call it when two fetish enthusiast make arrangements?


Pedicure Files

What is the working title of the sequel to Brokeback Mountain?



Spider Flange

What happens when Lobo fills in for an injured Batman?


Spatulatuh

What is the only solution for stopping a six-axled vehicle?



pokin grits

What's another euphamism for face planting?



Spilled Spleens

What are your favorite high school memories?



Hooplah

What was the special line of Shaft toys in the early 80's?



Defunkificationary

What do you call a large gathering of testtube babies?



snausage king

What African inspired past dish will TGIFriday's sell next?



Spelunking

How many people plus how many animals to produce this many offspring?


G.I. Ant

What is the best way to open the back door?



Fresh Squeezed OJ

How do you keep your banana fresh?



Oscar Whalington

What are the directions to your secret lair again?



Salsa Fandango

What haunts the dreams of Richard Gere?



beef chicken and rolaids

What makes fumes and what makes toons?



Jingle Jangle

What do you wear for you cosplay?



Spackle and a trowel

What does a stoner lose hours in the shower with?



Steam Couples

That feeling you get when you know you like like someone.



Barbie Balloons

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