NewAgeKnight

Only YOU can prevent Hellion fires.

Start your day off right with a big bowl of Hero O's

How many viable holes does the human body have for copulation?


Thunder Rollers

Damn the torpedoes Full Sliders Ahead!

Beware the people you play with may treat you like a newb

Stop Jerkhacking before we are all gone to the Americans

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Shouldn't you be posting in the forum games section?

Mapserver has now been served


Hover+Range Enhancements = Blaster Funtime...Don't forget the physix faceplanting.

Anyone who disagrees with you is a noob

All your influence and the citizens still push you around.

Warning All Naked toons are to be reported to TheFrog

Scrapperlock Anonymous meetings the third tuesday of every month at the Steel Canyon University.

What is your favorite night cap?



Can of cheese and Micro Chips

What do you consider foreplay?



Smoked Turkey and Fried Bologna

What was wrong with your sink?



Spatula Awareness

How big is your left foot?



Swedish Svengali

What are your plans for today?



Chicken Biscuit

How much you bench?


Sweetgum Balls

What other activities should stay in Vegas?



Enchilada Sauce

What happens when you make a boat out of dried mayonaise and launch it in the water?


Spandex Roll-o-dex

When is the only time all the bases and the batter are loaded at the same time?


Clyde Clippity Clopper

What two fruits go with alcohol least?



Melon Man

What toy when aroused produces another toy from it's body?



Eye Gouging

Name your new transformer.


Floudering Fathers