NewAgeKnight

You have gotten better at loading(12)....Yeah we KNOW some other MMO beat us to that line. Would you prefer a message saying we are teaching snakes to kick?

This Space For Rent

gonads

What do you call frozen peas once they are thawed for three days at room temperature?

Nilla Noggins

pistachio

aardvark

All your plots are belong to Nemesis!

whiskey

What does Art do in his spare time?


Lolly Gaggers

Survive the Rikti Ship Raids? Check! Tanked Hamidon? Check! Survive the low speed impacts of vehicles on city streets? Well atleast we didn't enhance them with ragdoll physix.

What pill is the best way to reduce water retention?


Spell Jammer

tape

Skiing doesn't require snow skis.

Speak your mind and mind your speak.

If you wanna have fun land your flyers on the blimp.

ED is a Nemesis Plot. So is enhancement diversification.

Did you call in to work to make this raid?

What do you see when a stripper that always wears boots?


Bloodsuckers

Shaken or Stirrred?


Midget Hookers on Mars

Afraid you are missing Friends? It's ok the show was cancelled while you were MMOing.

Dude?

There is no Rikti Mind Trick.

Duty

We wanted to fill this space with advertisements but instead we filled it with this.

What do you call a dive bar where everyone is welcome?



Snow Packers