NewAgeKnight

Are you tired of looking at the loading screen? Buy more RAM or build a new FASTER system. Goto NewEgg and tell them your game sent you.

Crappie Eater

Evolution is just another power waiting to happen.

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New Archetype Gadgeteer Coming April 1

Eat Hero O's for a balanced crime fighting diet.

Welcome to City of Heroes. Now with more n00bz!!!!!!!!11!!!11!!!

Buy the new Cyborg Pack and tell your friends to Bite Your Shiny Metal Badonkadonk

Have fun raiding the Hamidon

Why don't I wear a pink boa?

We have the tightest slots in town.

Dude should I respec into shields?

Have you had your five hour energy shot?

You know you will be on longer than you think order the pizza now.

I like to move it move it....

Guns don't kill people, but I do!

Cake is a Lie and Pie is a Nemesis Plot

What was the best feature of the new web brower?


Smack-Aid

You can NOT land on the blimp in Atlas Park.

Seriously, if you can fly land on the blimp in Atlas Park.

What is your least favorite acronym?


Howard and Inga

What gets you asploded in the Kitty Court?


Octoplatypus

Grandville because Justanotherzone didn't sound over the top.

Paragon City! It's Spandex Index is Fantastic!

What is the name of the cannibal's favorite dish?


Smegma and Botox