NewAgeKnight

:ances with Baby New Year and sings:: You can dance if you want to.....

Tell your mom the check is in the email.

User stupidity error!

Clap on. Clap off. Wrapping your gift could prevent this.

Is there an actual park somewhere near you? Maybe getting some fresh air would be good for our relationship.

Barbie Girl in my pants.

Cotton Eye Joe in my pants

::SQUISH:: ::THUNDERCLAP:: I HATE SPIDERS!

So have you and your computer tied the knot yet?

Mustang Sally in my pants

Pop Goes the Weasel in my pants

God! or whatever higher power you subjugate yourself to when are you going to upgrade this machine. Seriously not even a gig of ram?

Start your day the Heroic way with a beneficial bowl of Hero O's. I'm Statesman and my day never goes right when I don't start off with Hero O's.

Dude! Welcome Back! We've missed loading you.

What's New Pussycat in my pants


Queen of My Double Wide Trailer in my pants

I thought I was hanging out with a couple of serious superheroes, Synapse and Positron. I guess I was really hanging out with Lazy Boy ... an..an...and The Recliner!

Lvl 55 Tanker LFT

Look at all the n00bz

You got a better way to do this?

So What in my pants

We encourage you to run around your own real hometown and open random packages left lying about. What could happen?

Honk if you like geese!

Somethighs typeing is tricksie

Synapse should change his name to Skid Marks for the jokes.

Let's play juggle the Port-O-Lets!