NewAgeKnight

This will take a while go cop a squat and purge your system a spell.

When was the last time you brushed your teeth?

Pizza is an online player's favorite food group.

ScrapperLock it works for Blasters too.

Do you have a green thumb? Well wait til you see your new crop of faceplants.

The Rikti are guilty of Probing the Lost

You want me to fight who? Well then who the hell is gonna get down here and stamp out these merits we are just giving away all the time?

There are real people behind those voices in your head too

How bout we throw out this festive lime green tux recipe we can have Posi unload it on his next TF.

Chuck Norris knows your address and thinks you called him a sissy.

Jerk Face

Jerk!

Did you shower today?

Conjuntion Junction what's your function?

Knead Moar Dotz!

axles

Need moar dotz!

Lusca is the Ultimate Wacky Wall Crawler. Watch the fun ensue when you fling it against the war walls.

Eat Me!

::sings:: Another one rides the Tram

Coming Soon. City of Nerf Herders. When it comes to herding it's Nerf or it's nothin'.

In the Still of The Night in my pants

That's right Buggy Switches coming in the quasi near future.

I'm Statesman and this is the insanity sharks in the kiddie pool stunt!

Merry Nondenominational Winter Time Festival of Your Choice with no ill intentions meant to those who do not celebrate any festival during this time frame.