NewAgeKnight

Braid your armpit hair and spike your back hair. Then walk around topless.

She Got the Gold Mine and I Got the Shaft in my pants - Jerry Reed

Diaphragmatic expulsions.

Stop me if you heard this one before. A priss, a ribeye, and a corn on the cob walk into a bar....

I am going to the Kitty Court.

Drink the fifth!

Go fish.

I just passed gas and go.

For the last time . I DO NOT EAT SPINACH TO FIGHT CRIME!

The hee bee jee bees you say are they touring again?



Posi?

Splash Screens are overrated we prefer you read useless stuff........carrion.

dough nuts

I tiep gooderest.

Sure it is.

I wanna see you wiggle it just a little bit.

apple

Who kicked me in the back of my knee?

egg drop soup

Air Guitar Hero on public transportation

Paper Plates of Doom!!!!111!!!

Festive Vocal Farting

Screw you AND the horse you rode in on.

weiner

I have buried that thing that smelled.

Did you really need that primary tier nine power?