NekoAli

So... was I the only person who read this thread title and pictured Goliath as a tough guy in a suit and fedora, and figured the next like was going to be... 'It'd be a shame if something... unfortunate were to happen to it.'

Welcome to Virtue.

*completely doesn't see tiger waiting to pounce*

Whew.. made it back. Was scary there for a bit. My video card decided to take a nose dive this weekend.Started freaking out sometimes when playing games, causing me to have to reboot. And then it started not coming up right away when rebooting, forcing me to try a few times before I could even see the loading screen. And this morning it flat out refused to work at all. Fortunately, being a pack rat, I still have the old video card that I replaced with my (old) current one a couple of years ago, so at least I can see and work. And a new card is on the way.

Say.. you ever get the feeling someone's watching you? Like... ready to pounce?

*suspenseful music plays*

Bad kitteh? Why am I a bad kitteh? I'm a nice kitteh!

Eh, it really wasn't the graphics. They're actually pretty decent. I've played games with better and worse graphics. What got me is.. I've done it before. Many many times. Especially the low level dungeons, to many times. And, especially as a non-caster all I really have to do is hold down the mouse button and chase around mobs. Occasionally I might get to hit another button, but they rarely do anything.

And then outside the dungeon.. there's nothing to do other than go to another dungeon. Crafting such as it is, is a joke. There's nothing to do in the city itself but level up, buy and sell gear and get a new dungeon quest.

Sadly, they focus a bit to much in the 'dungeon' parts of dungeons and dragons. And while they're fun to go through a couple times, the fourtieth or fifthieth time through.. not so much. I totally see why people just rush through lower levels. It's just absolutely no fun if you've been playing for a while. And even the higher level dungeons will get like that eventually.

You can come steam clean my carpets, Windwolf.

*looks up from on top of Pogo's pizza*

Hey! Don't eat me! And be careful what you say when you ask for 'one with everything on it' around here.

I'll be there tonight, Rad.

*pounces out of the rafters on Fedor, dropping a chocolate donut around him, then goes off to lay in Emmi's lap*

*springs out of the rafters and pounces on Detra for her morning booby hugs*

Hi there!

Of course they're lame. Why do you think they shuffle around like that? I mean, you spend a few years in the ground and see how limber you are. Unless we're talking 28 Days Later/Left4Dead style sprinting zombies here.

Haven't you heard Pogo? Loud noises attract zombies.

*chews on Pogo's cranium*

*lurches slowly after Tiger*

What? I still seem to be the only zombie here today. That's a lot of places to fill and brains to eat you know...

*noms on Fedor's head for a few minutes before the catnip registers, then slowly starts to slippy-lurch across the counter after the mouse*

caaatniiiip. caaatniiiip...

Nah, Zombieland opens next Friday, Rook.

*continues to idly nom on Fedor's head, draped bonelessly down his back, making a strangely stylish zombeh kitteh hat*

Yes, Zombieland does look good.

*greets Fedor with a friendly head gnoshing*

Wait... we have cereal? And milk?

*stops gnawing on Detra's leg and starts shuffling to the counter*

grains... grains....

They're coming to get you, Barbara...


brains... brains....

*pops a full set of razor sharp claws*

I can think of 20 good reasons why you shouldn't squeeze catgirls. At least not in unpleasant ways that would make them yowl.

*sprays Carnifax down with a fire hose*

There you go! All clean now!

That's a pretty darn amazing looking video there...

*raises a pint of stout in the direction of Ireland*

BRILLIANT!

And good morn ta ye all, lads and lasses. How be ya on this foine, foine morn?

*hands out buttered toast shields to help fend off the Jam Cannon*

There you go.

*shakes like jelly and lets everyone else get jammed*