NekoAli

Silly puppy. Don't you know I am above such things as a cute contest. I have moved beyond such trivial competitions.



But, if you must insist on engaging is such frivolities, I can dance this dance with you.

I give it three and a half paws out of five. It's definitely not a standard zombie movie. And the trailers are more misleading than usual. The movie is really more about how the four survivors meet and how they deal with each other. Zombies don't even appear in half or more of the movie. But that interaction is interesting, and the zombie scenes are pretty cool.

*returns from Zombieland and errands and finds panicing work people*

Really good movie. Not quite what I was expecting, but good. And tootsie rolls are chocolate taffy, more or less.

*cheers for Fedor and tosses wreaths made of mini-donuts around his neck while the crew bots extinguish the flaming donut*

hmph! Why is everyone blaming me for the puddles on the floor? I certainly didn't log the doggy door, how do you think I get in and out? I mean really.

*rolls a giant donut into place at the end of a run way with a car ramp leading up to and away from it, then sets the donut on fire for Fedor's stunt*

Now that's just wrong Hawkes!

I demand that my puppy be served in a frosty mug!

Sheesh, see if I leave a tip.

Ahh.. I love a good bit of irony...

That's alright. Cookies are tasty. nom nom nom.

Say.. did you notice that puppy's recipe included Chihuahua cheese? I don't want to eat no cheese made of dog's milk. I mean, I like cheese and all, of all sorts. But I have to draw a line somewhere.

Hey! Don't blame your stuff on me, puppy! I don't piddle on the floor, I'm a civilized cat.

Glad to hear you got the name, Rook. And yes, it is a fun concept. I played the heck out of my Grindhouse Katt in COokies yesterday. I can steal a good concept too.

*nibbles on a tostada and considers making Mohitos later*

Gonna go see Zombieland this afternoon, so excited.

Yes it is!

On second thought, let's not go there. It is a silly place.

*walks into the room in a particularly silly way*

Pardon me, but I'm here for an argument. This is the Internet, is it not?

*plops a fez on Fedor's head as he zooms by*

If you're gonna drive around a little car Fed, you need one of those.

I'm not getting them confused. I just don't know the Marx Brothers. All I know is Groucho has the fake eyebrows, mustache and cigar, and the other guy is mute and uses a horn. That's the extent of my Marx knowledge.

*falls on her side and spins around in a circle, going "Woo Woo Woo Woo"*

Toldja I didn't know much about the Marx Brothers.

Got plenty of work of my own Emmi, but hi anyway.

*tugs on Fedor's nose then bops him on top of the head*

You're welcome, Fedor.

*prepares for the epic tussling to commence*

*hands Fedor a black and white donut for today*

There you go.

*powerslides in dressed as a roadie, the most powerful force in the Metal Universe, delivering a searing guitar solo*

Oddly, I can't say much about the subjects today. I played Maniac Mansion for about five minutes I think. Those sorts of games never much appealed to me. And I've never been that 'into' the Marx Brothers. I've seen them on TV a few times but they never really clicked. I liked Abbott and Costello and especially the Three Stooges better.

Woo! Windwolf is our last DPS! LF Healor and G2G!

*stumbles through this odd mansion, filled with strange characters and hosted by a guy with big eyebrows and a cigar fetish*

Well, this is unusual.

*dives over the couch firing two spraycans akimbo at Jag as doves fly up in the background while the building explodes in slow motion*

Or maybe I just watched to many John Woo movies.

Man, I'm glad I don't have to clean this mess up...

*sprays the silly string around, making a cowboy hat for Fedor*

Awful quiet today...

*screams and beats head against a nearby wall*

So yeah. Anyone interested in trying Aion? Don't. More pleasant to perform your own appendectomy with a rusty spoon.

*squirts a Salvador Dali mustache on Fey*

Hey there!