NekoAli

*eyes light up as she spots a new toy and grabs a stick, rolling Fedor in the tire rapidly around the room*

Wheee! This is fun!

Hiya Detra!

*gives skooshy kitteh hugs back in her matching outfit and tries to catch the ribbon*

Wheee! Ribbons!

*bounces repeatedly into the air, trying to catch the fluttering ribbons. squeakasqueakasqueakasqueakasqueakasqueaka*

*from out of the room, rhythmic squeaking can be heard, sounds getting louder. After a few minutes, Neko enters the room in a tiny little latex maid's outfit, squeak squeaking her way over to the refrigerators to get out the pizzas delivered last night*

Boy, I don't know how Detra does this every weekend....

*squeaka squeaka goes the outfit as coffee is made and chilled drinks are prepared*

Good morning everyone! Ready for a good weekend? Because I could use one.

*finds a spot in the light rigging to curl up and watch the show go on from above*

Yay, Reeses! om nom nom nom.

Thanks Emmi. I'm sorry your day started out so poorly. Here's to hoping it only gets better from here.

*jumps in the wheel and starts running around and around and around and around and around*

Wheeee! No Whammies!

Thanks Fedor. And yeah, storage prices are stupid cheap. I upgraded earlier this year to a 1tb drive for under $100, about the same price I paid for a 300gb drive a couple years earlier.

*flumps back onto the bridge*

What a day to have to be out running around trying to fix my mail box. It's all rainy and cold and I feel the sniffles starting full bore already. I'm sorry to hear about your friend's wife, Petey. I hope she gets better soon.

*dives in the way of the phaser-nap ray*


I'll save you...zzzzzzzz

*raises one eyebrow*

That is not logical, Captain.

*gets crit by cuteness for 5000 and falls over*

kawaiiii

*points puppy's camera at Shecky instead*

Much better blackmail potential there, arrr.

*shakes some booty at Tiger*

*slips on a peg leg and a belt sash while Shecky's distracted.*

*plops an eyepatch and shoulder parrot on Shecky*

Arr, there ya go, matey!

*swings onto deck wearing a pirate outfit and swinging a saber*

Yarrr, prepare to be boarded, ya poopy swabs! Dread Pirate Catbeard be back!

*curls up into a ball and sighs*

What? I just asked Detra in the back room to ask about hair advice.

Now.. I have the entire Rookery. in my trap, what should I do with them? hmmmm

*reaches out of the back room and throws a lever, dropping a net over the entire room*

Aha! I have you all now! My other traps were a mere distraction, for I am a Traps Mastermind! MUAHAHAHAHA

Yay! I caught a wild Detra! (And boy, how wild!) And a Twipper cat too!

*releases Twipper. Feline solidarity yo. Then gathers up the net with Detra in it and heads towards the back room*

*pouts as no one is caught by her clever traps*

I knew I should have used more peanut butter....

*finishes carefully balancing a donut on a plate, over which hangs a net, connected to a long string of Rube Goldbergian machinery. Spread all around the common area of the Rookery. are various traps and machines, baited with gallons of coffee, pamcakes, muffins, cookies and even a birthday cake, just in case. Satisfied with her masterwork of trapology, Neko slinks off into the shadows under the couch to see who is caught first*

Yeah, my only problem is I thought it was 'Team Commando'. So you can imagine my shock and embarrassment when I showed up as the only one sans underwear....