NekoAli

*runs in and hops on the Reeses Cup*

Yes, you may all worship me even more than usual now!

Good morning everyone, or a passing facsimile to such a thing

*places a frozen Reeses on top of Petey's head*

Around me, there's always Reeses available.

*takes a frozen Reeses blearily-eyed*

Thanks Rooky. I'll never understand sports and the obsession with them. *shrugs* I'll also apparently never catch up with my sleep. I miss one night of sleep this week and I can't seem to get enough now.

*brings Fedor a magical chocolate donut as her first act of familiararity*

Here ya go, boss!

*comes zooming in on an out of control brook and crashes near the fireplace*

Ack.. I warned my witch about that low overpass, but did she listen, nooooooo. ker-splatto.

*tries to dust some of the soot off of her but remains completely black as she wanders around the room, crossing in front of people*

So um... I seem to be out one gig now. Anybody need a familiar? I work cheap.

*lifts her tail up with a Saist attached to it*

Umm.. anybody know how this got there? And how to get it off?

*pets the Saist*

Yeah, 4 new characters, and it's set all through the south. The people are trying to get from Savannah, Ga to New Orleans. Supposed to reveal more about how people became flesh gnawing zombehs.

*throws a donut over the zombie Fedor and waves to everyone*

Hiyas there. Hope everyone's doing well today. Though sounds like it's going to be a pretty icky day all around.

Nice video Vangelus, thanks a lot for it. Ah, I can't wait for this to come out, so Grindhouse Katt can live here.

*peers at Rook's avatar*

Nevermore!

*slides in and looks around*

Morning all. I didn't get any sleep last night. And I mean that in a literal way. Spent a few hours thrashing around in my bed but never got to sleep, then got up and did some work and reading. I'm not tired right now, but I'm gonna crash sooo hard later.

*hops out from under the couch in a tan jumpsuit, waving a small device with flashing lights on it*

PKE readings are off the charts! Spread out and search the place.

*stops the tussle and does a flying leap into puppy's lap*

I wanna kitty and a pony and a Malibu Barbie and my own country and a billion jillion dollars and oh yeah, whirled pease.

oooh, You're in for it now Fedor. I got a straw right here!

*sucks air through the straw as she tussles in front of the assembled, dancing and questing crowd*

*lights the Grail Shaped Beacon at the top of the highest tower and looks around innocently*

It's pretty easy to get blood from a sack person. Just insert straw and suck. The hard part is keeping a hold of them. They're small and wiggly. I'd advise using two hands.

Your sack was showing, Fed.

Welcome one and all! Welcome to the most haunted thread ever! Why we've got ghosts and ghouls, skeletons and specters, witches and werewolves just crawling out of the walls. Would anyone care for some lovely blood orange punch? I just squeezed him... err it myself!

*finishes stringing cobwebs over the breakfast bar and steps back to examine her work. The room has been done up proper for Halloween, with orange and black streamers, cobwebs, monsters and ghoulies hanging on the walls and peaking out from under stairs, couches and around doors. A thick layer of fog curls around the floor, while grinning skulls look up and chatter their teeth at passer bys. In the corner, a band of ghosts and ghouls plays a 'lively' tune on instruments made out of bones. Nodding in approval, Neko slips into the back to put on a kitteh-witch costume*

Welcome me pretties! To the creepiest little fluff thread on Virtue! All my friends here are just DYING to meet you!

*grumbles as she's shook*

Five more minutes, ma.

*dies from the fallout of Attercap's pun*

*speaks in a muffled tone from under the couch*

No thanks! I prefer my pudding delivered by cup, not via ballistic rounds.

*stretches a paw out from under the couch and hits Fedor in the face with a chocolate donut cream pie as he drives by, then hides again, giggling*

*crawls into the sekrit under the couch kitteh base and puts on a steel helmet*

Take cover! Airsick bird overhead! this is not a drill!

I'm late, I'm late for a very important date!

*tucks a pocket watch into her vest pocket and jumps down the rabbit hole*

Ewww.. Rook and Cap, if you're gonna be all over each other, pushing buttons and going vroom vroom like that, you should really get a private room.

Don't worry everyone! I has detained the dastardly puppy!

Yes, it was a very good song Fedor, thank you. Though I've never thought of myself as the Jayne type.