NekoAli

*clears throat and starts to croon*

To all the squirrels I've loved before...

*curls up in Orchid's lap*

Scientific studies have shown that petting kitties helps to alleviate depression.

*finds a place to curl up and sigh*

Depressing day. Wake me when it's next month, 'kay?

*Gonzo launches into Detra's lap*

Why hello there. You know, you'd look GREAT in a chicken suit. *felt eyebrow waggle*

A classic video there Kant, thank you.

And hello to Rooky and Mutant as well.

Wait just a cotton picking minute there! How come I have to be Miss Piggy? Are you trying to say something about my weight, puppy?

*glares menacingly*

I wanna be.. Gonzo!

*launches out of a circus cannon into a bunch of chickens*

Hiya Soul! *hugs back, leaving a feather boa*

Nah, I blame Fedor for this one. Of course, we usually blame Fedor, but in this case, he really is responsible for it.

*flumps on Rooky and molts some feathers on HER for a change*

muahaha!

*molts a few more feathers and looks at saist blandly*

Aww, c'mon. What could go wrong?

*shoves an unsprung trap at saist*

Here's some catnip for you.

*runs into the room late and trips all the catnip traps, turning into a rolling ball of feathers*

FEDOOOOOOOR! Joo got some 'splanin to do!

Sorry, I am waaaay down south, DC. I used to live in Pennsylvania and Maryland, but I've been down here in Georgia for 10 years now, and pretty satisfied here. Boston's way to cold for me now.

*stands up one one rear paw, balancing*

Now.. face my ULITMATE CAT-FU TECHNIQUE!!!!!

KAME... HAME.... NAP ATTACK!

*curls up tail to nose and starts the honk-shus*

*rears back and bap bap bap baps Fedor with her paws*

I are queen of the jungle here! rawr!

*patrols the Rookery., being all ferocious and fierce and stuff*

rawr, I saw rawr! Pay attention to me when I rawr at you son.

*hops up on top of Rad's head, puffs out her chest and lets out a mighty MGM lion roar*

mew!

I are cat, hear me roar!

*reappears in a flash of fire and a squeal of tires, hopping out the idling DeLorean*

Man, the future is great! I mean.. the first feline world president? Who woulda thunk it? Oh, and everyone should play 42 in next week's lottery. Trust me on this, know what I mean, nudge nudge?

*screeches to a halt in the hamporchini*

I never know how to spell that thing. I need a better car.

*hops in a DeLorean and revs it up*

Alright! Let's see what this baby can do!

*speeds up to 88 and disappears in a burst of fire*

*zooms off in pursuit of the Fedormobile in her Lamparchesi car*

I'll get you my pretty! And your little bird too!

You're always welcome here Viv, whenever and as long as you like.

Yay! *grabs her driving goggles and scarf and hops in a bright purple lambandcheesi*

vroom vroom! I'm ready to go!

Sniff... Don't I get a ride in the car, Fedor?

Top o' the mornin to ye all! And how is everyone on such a foine, foine day?

*pulls a pint, grabs an Irish Breakfast and tucks in*

*gives Orchid some candy canes*

Here ya go!

*not to be outdone, Neko pounces on Viv and gives her an even more through fuzzling. *

Borderlands is a lot of fun. It's not as open world as Fallout 3 is, and respawn rates are insane. You'll be treading and retreading a lot of the same territory in the game. On the other hand, it has 20 kabillion guns, more humor and you get to drive around with a rocket launcher equipped dune buggy. What more could you ask?

Oh, and there's some story about finding some vault of alien artifacts, but who cares about that.. MOAR GUNS!

The UFO is north of Minefield, more or less.

And I never uninstalled it. I formatted my hard drive and didn't reinstall it, since I was busy shooting mutants in an alien world with Borderlands.

*sneaks over in a cabbit outfit and stuffs Fedor in a Vault Boy costume*

Now I'm going to have to reinstall Fallout 3.