NekoAli

*fills puppy's hat with whip cream and places it back on his head*

Well, if I'm already naughty... Might as well go for broke.

*pounces on the puppy, grabs the naughty list and runs off with it*

Hahaa! I have it! Quick, to the secret Catlair!

OMG OMG OMG THREAT LEVEL RED AND GREEN PEOPLE!

Tonight is the night! Lock your doors! Bar the windows! Make sure the chimney is lined with traps! Tonight is the night... HE comes to town! Turn off all the lights and hide in the chimney, and no matter what you hear stirring, don't come out from under the couch!

His ears keep the hat on.

*rocketskates off again, leaving two lines of fire down the road*

*zooms up behind Rad and stops suddenly*

MEW MEW!

That hadda hurt, Rook.

*rocketskates down the road, causing it to curl up into a bale*

*rocketskates up to the pile of pills and stops, then rapidly eats them all before rocketing off again*

mew mew!

So how many levels? What's the best class? Can I ninja loot the epix? Pwn noobs in PVP? Gaming jerks wanna know these things!

*straps on rocket skates and chases after puppy*

*staggers over in the direction of the counter*

Be gentle, I'm still feeling sick.

Hello everyone. Looks like I'll be hanging out with you all today. I was going to a fair, but it got canceled..

A faint whistling sound is heard from above, growing louder. With a great CRASH, Wile E. Neko slams into the ground, leaving a kitteh shaped crater. Just as she's crawling out, another whistle is hear and a giant boulder smashes on top of her. Pushing a paw out from under the rock, she waves a white flag.

*oofs and curls up into a ball of pain as her sore stomach is bounced on by a hyperactive sackperson*

I'll just.. be over here.. dying...

*lays on Petey's plate*

Here you go, one roast beast.

I feel terrible today, can't do anything but lay around, and I barely have the energy for that.

I'll have a breakfast too please Fedor. But no peppers for me, thank you. I can't eat peppers.

*enters and looks for all her missing Whosits and Whohorns and electric Whokettles*

Puppyyyyyyy!

Good morning all. Check out Woot.com Rooky. They run specials that change every day. I've seen laptops and netbooks appear there a number of times. Late last week there appeared an Acer One netbook with a 6 cell batter (refurbished) for $228. That's more than $100 off a new one. I woulda bought one, but I was about $200 short...

*looks all sad and tries to eat the sneaky bacon unnoticed. While looking sad about the absence of bacon. Because there's clearly no bacon on her plate*

Yay! Thank you Fedor!

*gives hugs and tucks into the late breakfast plate*

Yeah, I could have pressed the button myself... But it's more fun to make other people do the work for me.

*looks at the plates of eggs and bacon, looks at the chefbots, looks at Fedor then applies the Big Sad Kitty Eyes*

*hands puppy a bone-shaped wrapped package and gives a tummy rub*

Hey there!

On consideration, maybe buying everyone novelty bottles of nitroglycerin for Christmas wasn't the best idea...

Hey! No peeking or shaking!

*dives into the couch bunker and puts on a helmet*

Really, you saw what happen when Sai shook that present this weekend...

Hiya Fedor. *hands Fed a donut-shaped wrapped package* No peeking!

brb.. I have to go sight in wrap up Jag's replacement present, since Sai blew up the last one. I'll just be out back...