NekoAli

*gives two paws up in approval of Soul's Catwoman costume*

Now now Jag... Mindless violence is so.... mindless. Violence with a purpose though.. Now that's something!

*picks up the gatling and turns it on, firing at everyone's feet, sending corks a pop pop popping*

Muahahah! Dance Rookzerians, DANCE!

*puts corks in all the barrels of Jag's gun and replaces the ammo belt with a popcorn string*

Hi Jag!

Oooh, Pepe Le Pew!

*paints a white stripe down her back and struts down the Parisian street*

*reaches into the ACME box and pulls out a puppy*

Just what I wanted! I'll hug him and squeeze him and love him and call him Cien!

*hugs the puppy and he explodes, leaving behind a pile of neko-dust and two blinking eyeballs*

*patpats Orchid and gives an ice pack*

There there. Studies have showing that snuggling kitties is now doubly more effective at curing hangovers.

Of course, before they were 0% effective, and double that is still 0%, but hey. You take what you can get.

eww, TMI there Pogo. I hope you feel better soon though.

*settles down with 2.8 metric tons of work*

Another year, starting the same as last. Ah well, at least I have the future to look forward to getting better.

Maybe I'll even get a car this year!



No... Probably not...

*nibbles on the chocolate bacon and sips coffee*

Mmmm delicious.

It is by java alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the bean that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by java alone I set my mind in motion.

Good morning everyone and happy new year to you. Time to prepare for a bright new future!

*giggles and squirms*

Oh noes! Save me Rooky, save me!

*is abducted and huggles her captor*

Oh noes! Won't someone save me? In say.. an hour or so?

Yay! A Bunny New Ear!

*sails out in a little boat to rescue the sea-borne sackperson, then pops the balloon*

You see.. Even after you betrayed us in the war, it was puppy who tried to get rid of you, and me who saved you. Think on that next time you're tempted by a 'better offer'.

Ah yes.. Multiple post-starting disorder. Don't worry puppy, I hear it happens to everyone. Not me of course, but you know... everyone else.

*pats the puppy*

I'm sorry to hear about your loss Pogo. And yes, I hope that next year is better for everyone than this past year.

*brings in a big old pot of pork and sauerkraut with dumplings*

There we go, good luck dishes for both the north and south. Dig in everyone and eat up! It's good for you!

It's been an awfully quiet day today...

Thanks Rook. I'm feeling a bit better now. I doubt I'll do anything in particular for New Year's, I never do.

Not when you're going to the doctor to get blood tests done hoping to get pretty hormone pills. I'd rather been in good shape for that so he has no reason to deny me.

Nah, just need to rest today. It's one of those days when I feel awfully bleh. Nothing much to do but rest, drink liquids and maybe take some pills to get through it. I really hope I'm not sick for my doctor's appointment next week.

*crawls out of the bunker and makes her way to the medical FBBC*

I are sickly today.. Hi everyone. Thanks for cleaning up Fedor. I'm sure your boss puppy will pay you. Merc traitor.

All throughout the Rookery. there is silence. Not a creature stirs, and all the surfaces are covered with a layer of pastry, desserts and frosting. A hatch slowly opens in the base of a sofa-shaped lump of pudding and whipped cream, and a white flag on a stick slowly extends, waving in the silence. After a few moments, Neko's head emerges into view, covered by a cupcake cup helmet.

"Is it safe? Has the shooting stopped?"

Wait.. I'm a turnip now? Why wasn't I made aware of this! NOOOOOO!

*turnips around*

Not to full for these, I bet!

*throws some wafer thin mints at Petey.*

*spots movement out of the corner of her eye and opens fire on Tav with her candy cane gun*