NekoAli

*downs a quad expresso and explodes into extra energetic fur particles*

*drops a single tear drop at puppy's insult and slinks off to hide in a FBBC*

*looks all sad at the anti-kitteh slogans*

Hi Fedor! The people you work for are a bunch of stinky poopyheads, and you can tell them I said so! Time to start that fund for another netbook...

*settles down on Wendy's lap for ear scritches*

Silly Wendy. We have an entire lake of fresh coffee out back.

*walks figure eights around DC's legs and purrs*

Wait wait.. we covered that in my self defense course... How to deal with someone coming at you with a pointy stick. Or was it a banana?

*drops a 16 ton safe on Rooky, then grabs, peels and eats the stick*

Bleh.. Definitely was the banana.

*purrs happily at ear scritches*

Deadly ninja throwing bras. They'll never see it coming. And if they do, they'll be to distracted by... other things.

*comes out in a pretty red robe, pilot's cap and... high heels*

Bet you didn't expect that!

*pounces on the aheming, tickle-stealing puppy and commences the tussle, getting the sackperson caught up in it as well*

*throws her paws up in surprise*

ROIGHT THEN! We are going to perform this scritching in a PRECISE and MILITARY manner! AM I UNDERSTOOD?

ATTENSHUN! Present Belleh! Forward Arms! Wait for it.....


COMMENCE SCRITCHING!

*crawls into Wendy's lap and looks up with big kitteh eyes*

Hi dere.. I can haz scritches please?

Sorry, I don't know what to add to the story time...

So, I can haz a Magical Mystery Tour? With bacon?

Neighing loudly, the horse kicked the doctor as he passed, then turned his soap operas back on. How else could she find out if Marsha was really pregnant with Sam and Billy's kids? And what would her wife Sonja say about it if she was?

Yay! It's a Detra!

*hops on Detra for skooshy kitteh hugs*

Ah... comfy. http://www.daniellecorsetto.com/images/gws/GWS863.jpg (warning, not using IMG because this is slightly NSFW)

psst. Look at the thread title and first poster Pogo. Puppy's back.

... You might want to start running now.

*gets into a cartoon tussle with Fedor*

Thanks for the welcome folks. Yes, I am back. A bit earlier than I expected, and probably a bit earlier than I should. I may have to tighten the old belt next week grocery wise. But I missed chatting to much to stay away.

*quietly sneaks in and replaces the Neko plush. Let's see if anyone notices*

*runs in and gives hugs to everyone*

Looks like they haven't turned me off yet.. shhhh, don't tell anybody.

Well, this is probably the last I'll be able to leave a message to you all for a while. Take care and be silly while I'm gone.

That looks good Rad! Only.. where did you get fresh shepard at this time of year?

*sits at the counter and looks hungry*

I can has an omelet, sausage and a banana muffin please?

*tussles with the Fedor in a cartoon cloud and waves at everyone*

I knew the smell of coffee would get you all out of hibernation. Hiyas.

*comes into the room and flicks on all the coffee machines and chef bots*

tsk.. Was everyone out drinking last night or something? The weekend starts tonight you know. c'mon everyone, out of bed, and up and at'em.

*eeks and clings to the hood of the giant (four foot) car*

Help! I am being nekonapped! mmm.. Nap. Sounds good.

*curls up on the hood of the car and commences Operation Honkshu*