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I like what you've done to the place, Tiger. Can I have some tamale please?

*gives Orchid a birthday pamcake with a candle in it*

I dunno hon. I don't think my birthday was caked last year either.

*wakes up flattened and soaked*

Did anybody get the number of that truck?

Indeed! BACONCHEESE!

And I'm not talking about some cheap route, where bacon is crumbled into cheese as it's made.. I'm talking about an entire cheese wheel made of BACON!

*runs off to the laboratory to invent... BACONCHEESE!

*pokes Tiger*

Oh great. Now even my heavy tank unit has gone to sleep. Okay, that's it. I'm calling this war off due to a lack of interest. You can all just sleep while catnip burns.

*points at the napping Kitten Air Corp*

Some of us are sleeping in. Then again, this is standard procedure for every day in the KAC.

*prepares a row of catapults to launch the Aerial Kitteh Attack Squad at the puppy's position*

Fly my friends! Fly and destroy the one that burned our precious catnip!

Umm... you know, after your nap and stuff.

Of course you realize puppy... This means war!

*walks in, picks up Fedor and cleans him off, then gives him a hug before walking out again*

To those who always respond to these situations with 'grow some skin' or 'it was just a joke', I respond with 'Grow some common courtesy and respect for your fellow people'.

Unless you know everyone is going to be okay with your subject matter, there are some things that are to sensitive to being brought up in an even casual joking matter. This happens to be one of the big ones. Having had to console friends after they have been attacked in such a vile manner and living in fear of it myself, I find absolutely no humor in any way with it. It's like telling survivors of the Holocaust jokes about it. Some things a decent human being just doesn't do.

So you said a joke in very poor taste in a public forum and were punished for it. What can I say about this but.. hey, 'Grow some skin already'.

Boo on bad service, but yay on being back!

Philly Guy playing the part of the 'Delivery Boy' bow chicka bow bow

I think it just gets quiet from time to time as people get busy, you know. Not something that anyone does.

Of course, everyone wants to show up to see the cute kitteh. =^.^=

*purrs and looks adorable while playing with a ball of yarn*

*scritches Tiger behind the ear and pours him a bowl of his favorite beverage*

Yes, it is a good song. I love Duran Duran. And I don't know... Alternate Universe DC was kinda hot...

oooh, quite a nice spread there, Rio.

*takes a maple frosted donut and hops into Rio's lap to nom on it*

Man it feels good not to be evil anymore...

Um. Yes. Scary. Totally the word I was thinking of.

If you all need me, I'll be in my bunk.

*kidnaps Nun Detra and ties her to a train tracks, cackling evilly and twirling her handlebar mustache*

You are in for it now, Detra! Give me the deed to the orphanage, or it's curtains for you! Radly DoRight won't make it to save you this time!

*wanders about, setting nasty traps for everyone while stroking her handlebar mustache and goatee*

muahahaha. Now that I have disposed of that goody two paws twin of mine, I have free reign to start my trail of terror!

*secretly replaces the chocolate donut on the counter with a brown spinach one, cackling to herself*

Wait.... Big Fedor is guarding Rad? But I'm the Little Sister here...

*gets dragged away by Splicers to a horribly gruesome end*

Don't worry Tiger, we can fix you, make you better.

*injects Tiger with a random plasmid and skips off, giggling creepily*

A distopian, underwater city nightmare, of course. Best watch out for the splicers.

*comes out in pale skin, glowing eyes and carrying a BIIIIG syringe*

No, silly tiger. Bioshock. Now... has anyone seen Mr Bubbles? Or any angels around for me to drain?

*sob*

It's true.. I'm a failure, an outcast of kittykind. They threw me out for being to nice and kind to people.

I am a kind kitteh. I don't support violence against anyone.