NekoAli

What's that? I'm sorry, I'm to busy making my dual pistol/demon summoning Praetorian vigilante.

*returns and looks around*

Aww man, I missed a party... Looks like it was fun too. Well, hello everyone. I hope you are all doing well.

The representative of the country of Switzernekoland would like to declare that we will remain neutral in this conflict. However, we do have a fine army of precision clockwork battle clanks ready to stand by to defend our couch-country.

*walks in, looks at the title, then walks into the bathroom for a while. The sound of a hairdryer can be heard for a few minutes, then Neko floats out, fur all puffed out like a giant dandelion seed*


Wheeee! I'm fluffy! Extra Fluffy!

*puts on a bikini and bunny ears and lays out on the beach*

Now.. where are those fetish bois with my cool drink and giant palm leaf fan?

Aha, time to flex my skills!

*spins around and appears in a pink and purple chef's coat and hat, holding a crossed spatula and chef's knife over her chest*

Chef Iron Kitteh reporting for duty! Today's secret ingredient appears to be.. chocolate donuts.

*declares Tiger and Fedor to be the assistant chefs and grabs a box of donuts, running to the kitchen and starting to prepare five courses of donuty wonderfulness*

*giggles* I loves your entrance, Spartasack.

Hi everybody. I hope everyone is having a good day.

*returns to work*

hmmm, and just what were you doing with Detra's fetish bois, BA? And is there a video of it?

*lounges on a lounge and claps her paws for a cool tropical drink, then claps them again to have some of the fetish bois fan her with a giant leaf and give her a paw massage*

Ahhhh. this is the life.

*rides to the Rookery. on her invisible bike, climbs up the invisible stairs and fetches forth some invisible coffee*

Gee.. I don't see anyone here. Am I the first to arrive?

but... where did you find a jester's outfit big enough for that lizard?

What, nobody here has heard of the Book of Ali?

*wanders through town, carrying the last remaining copy of the Bible of Ceiling Cat*

I'm not looking for trouble. Just passing through.

It's Inspector Sackboy!

Go go sack helicopter hat!

*curtsies deeply and takes Battledog's hand, to be lead to the dance floor*

I would be most honored, Sir Dog deCombat.

*walks in wearing a lovely dress with petticoats, a corset and a tall pointy hat, then stops and curtsies*

Greetings, m'lords. Lady Alison of Neko is at your service.

*returns from an alternate dimension*

Man.. i couldn't log in all day today. I could just stare through the window into the forums, but not post.

Happy birthday Fedor, you wonderful sackperson you!

*blows kisses*

Good morning everyone. Lots of work again today, whee.

I have thought about today's subject, puppy and....

*drags in, awfully late*

So much work today... insane... And loads more tomorrow.

At least I got to spend lots of time chatting with my girlfriends...

*gets a cup of coffee and relaxes*

Hi everyone. Wait.. yarn shibari? that sounds... intriguing. And something I'd probably be good at.

Noooo. How can we have a Rookery. weekend without cold pizza?

*calls up Cold Pizza Delivery and order 200 assorted boxes, then goes to put on her traditional latex maid's outfit*

There, this is much better...

*lays on a slice of pizza so saist can pounce both at the same time*

But, what will you eat then, Rad?

Look! Up in the sky!

It's a flying pepperoni!

It's a cloud of parmesan cheese!

NO! It's Super Pizza!

Able to leap into my stomach with a single gulp!

Can I get pictures of all this tying people up? OOOH! Yarn!

*pounces on the ball of yarn and rolls around with it*