Mr_Super

So far my favorite was a mission in Sharkhead.

Wormy's being interrogated by a couple of Longbow agents carrying a bodybag over his shoulder.

Longobow Minigun: Hand over the evidence, Wormy!
Wormy: What? It's just my... laundry! Yah, that's it! Laundry!

At the end of the mission when you've brought Wormy to the door...

Wormy: That does it! I'm through with this racket!

And he throws the bodybag at your feet. Priceless.