MrKrazy

"Fancy meeting you here." Jake called up to Penny from the beach below, his hands in his pockets and his mouth in a smirk. "Penny Arcade, right? I believe we've met before." He flicked a switch on his belt and very casually flew up to where she was via rocket boots. He landed softly on the large rock and flipped the switch on his belt to 'Off'. "So what brings you here?" He said, genuinely interested.

Jake's eye twitched at the manner of which the cloaked figure insulted him. His over calm and cool demeanor while making a mockery of his intelligence certainly ticked him off, but he shortly after regained his cool, after all, anger clouds the mind. He turned back to his bots to make sure they were still doing as instructed, and then leaned against the wall, closing his eyes to think.

"Yeah, I was gonna say something about that..." Jake remarked, tapping his earpiece. "Seems you're using the same frequency as Arachnos..." Jake chuckled at the awkwardness(sp?) and convienance of the situation. "And I really hate to be hostile when we have a common enemy," Jake started, speaking to the cloaked figure, "but I require that key for a mission complete, so I'm afraid the destruction of it is out of the question."

(Back! What'd I miss...? *looks around* >.> *pokes thread* Hello?)

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Indeed, I am pleased.

(I shall be away for a week, try not to let Jake fall behind too much, and even control him if need be, just don't act too OOC.)

"Feh." Jake said, frustrated that his near victory had been interrupted by the sudden appearance of a dark portal. Releasing Buster and the Protector Bots from their interdimmensional doom, he again summoned his own and gave to the order to completely open up fire on the tail of the portal, following the plan of counter clockwise fire. Quickly tying himself and his bots to the floor, he just sat back and watched, like any good mastermind should.

(Nothing says, 'I'm ready to help!' like flaming appendages. )

Jake gave a slight wave to his unofficial partner in crime with the hand that wasn't keeping him tethered to the Earth. "Was wondering when you'd get here." He said simply before grabbing what seemed to be an energy rifle from under his trenchcoat with the very same hand and taking aim at the black hole. "I'm skeptical as to if this will actually work, but if the black hooded guy agrees, I'll give it a shot. One thing I've learned in my experiences is that the mysterious guys with hidden intentions tend to know a Hell of a lot more than I do." And with that, he fired. "Oh yeah, Flaming, to answer your question, this is Penny." Jake vaguely gestured in her direction with the still smoking gun. "Penny has something valuable that seemingly everyone here wants. Arachnos and myself slammed her into this building with a missle-o'-death and she became vunerable. That's when that opened up." Jake said, gesturing again, this time to the portal. "And that's pretty much all you missed." He smirked and fired again into the portal.

"Yeah, I'm kinda with him." Jake said, hiking a thumb in Solid's direction. "And may I add, why is a black hole in the sky right now?" Jake grabbed onto something solid while simply temporarily dismissing his bots via teleportation. "Honestly, that kind of thing shouldn't be showing up under present conditions."

"Well that'll do it..." Jake muttered, grinning at the sight of the damage done to Penny. He gave a friendly wave to Buster as he rocketed off to Penny's location, making sure that the robot wouldn't be escaping his phased out prison any time soon. He reached the sight of her obvious crash relatively unscathed, his bots fairing about the same. He looked around the room, oblivioius to the chaos happening outiside the building. Taking note of the unconscious Arachnos soldiers, he cautiously ordered his bots to take aim at Penny's would-be savior, ordering the man to keep out of affairs that don't involve him.

"New plan as it would seem." Jake said aloud, but clearly to himself. Taking note of the spike in energy, but not taking action for the time being, he threw up a detention field around Buster, who had just made known that he was a bit more intelligent than had previously been given credit for. He immediately ordered his bots up there to attack Penny herself, of course adding in targetting alterations to account for the refraction of the lasers their shields would cause. He flew up there as well, encased in the most powerful shield he could possibly have without cutting him off completely from the world outside. Throwing up detention fields around other bots now, specifically the Protector Bots, he maintained a steady rhythymn that kept all three of them trapped while his bots dealt out some damage to Penny.

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sad, but it'd be real funny to find some Co* players down in a privare spot in the sewers doing the same, then again even though its puny by WoW standards I'm willing to bet real money that some heros or villians have gotten intimate...

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If they're RPing, I'd love to see them explain why they're in the sewers while in-character.

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Well, they were in their house when one of them fell in the toilet...

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And so they decided to take advantage of the oppurtunity of solitude?

Btw, that was your 666th post.

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sad, but it'd be real funny to find some Co* players down in a privare spot in the sewers doing the same, then again even though its puny by WoW standards I'm willing to bet real money that some heros or villians have gotten intimate...

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If they're RPing, I'd love to see them explain why they're in the sewers while in-character.

Heh, I'm glad we don't have those here at Co*... at least none that I've seen anyway...

Edit: Btw, I'm still laughing at 'YAR YAR HUMP HUMP' XD

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This is why jetpacks are better.

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Too bad insurance is expensive as Hell on those things.

Jake noticed the nod and chuckled, thinking that the hero looked familiar as well. Taking another sip of his drink, he glanced around the bar, trying to identify heroes and villains alike with his internal memory bank and face scanning technology.

(Didn't know you had a lvl 13 villain D. Perhaps Finn and Jake could team sometime?)

"You didn't think that an EMP would take me out, did you?" Jake said as he flew in at nearly double the speed of the pursuing hero, although his statement was clearly aimed at Penny Arcade. His bots soon followed suit, having only taken minimum damage from the lasers and their shields keeping them immune from the EMP. Firing on the villainesse again, Jake also joining in this time and firing a Photon Grenade, he hoped to stop her before she reached the sewers. Not for efficiency, not for the right to say that he stopped her in her tracks, but just because he damn well hated the sewers.

"j0 nub, h0w g03z 1t? What the hell is he saying?" Jake asked out loud, momentarily forgetting the fight. Shaking his head as if to free himself from distracting thoughts, he faced his head upward to meet the eyes... well, eye sockets, of Blind Messenger. He simply grinned, and then acted.

It all seemed to happen within seconds. Jake had, in a flurry of motion, turned off his shield, rocketed back, sending flames rocketing toward Blind and his s3rv4nt. After doing this, he pulled out what appeared to be a laser gun from under a flap in his trenchcoat, firing almost simealtaniously a 'Pulse Rifle Burst' and a 'Photon Grenade' straight at Blind Messenger. If Jake had learned one thing over the course of his villainy, it was that they element of surprise was one of the best things anyone could have in a combat situation, and he was fairly certain Blind didn't expect him to leave his safe bubble so suddenly and voluntarily.

As for the bots, the proton field seemed to fail for the most part, only freeing up the trapped robots partially. The battle drones continued to fire upon the Grave Knight, not seeming to care that he was now armed with two dark-blades-of-doooooom. As for the Protector and Assault Bots, well, they had just dissapeared it seemed. Of course there was the tell-tale sign of teleportation given the sound of collapsing air, but that was important to Jake right now. What was important was that he now had Blind where he wanted him. Blind now being dissoriented thanks to the Photon Grenade and hopefully damaged slightly by the Pulse Burst, was now even deeper in the hole with the appearance of three robots within five feet of his face, each charging up their respective weapons with enough force to decimate at least half the mansion. Jake grinned, and simply said, "Fire..."

Jake's eyes immediately went to the low flying Penny Arcade. He immediately ordered his bots to give chase, their metallic feet flaring up with fire as they lifted into the air to follow. Jake, on the other hand, simply turned his jetpack back on and nonchalantly floated upward in case he was needed, but his bots were normally more than enough to take care of things. As he got up within ear shot of the girl, his bots already taking aim and charging their lasers, he heard her counting down, most likely having a pre-planted explosion in the area. Jake cursed, his nonchalant look very quickly fading from his face as he increased the power in the forcefields around his bots to the point where they were on par with the Personal Forcefield. This would prevent them from being damaged by the explosion, but also would leave them to deal with the lasers that would soon be trapped within the bubble.

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It isn't this story that was being mad fun of. It is behavior toward ME specifically.

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Ah... well... >.> My point still stands... I guess...

In any case, that sucks...

<The Hell? Looks like she teleported him... seems like she made a few key changes in my design...> He said, just letting the bullets and whatever else was being fired at him glance off of his shield and be thrown off course by his bots. Dropping down to the ground himself, he ordered his bots to go into an aggressive following state, following him around while shooting, and normally taking down, any Longbow agents that were in the area. "I'm not a co-conspirator by any means. Sorry to dissapoint." He said to one warden who had dared to come close. His bots all opened fire on the poor sap before he could even get a blow in, flinging him backwards and a good ways away from Jake. "Now where's Penny..." He thought, looking around.

(Yeah, kinda odd that lasers have a slight chance to KB... *shrug*)

Magnetism?

But... but... but......... but....

*sigh* Man... If they wanna make fun of stories like this I suggest that they take a look at Ranma 1/2, Your & My Secret, and EGScomics.com and think again. That really sucks...

Well, do what you think you gotta do, but I gotta say that I'm dissapointed.

Jake: "You know CPR?"

When did he say that?

Jake: "I dunno..."

I'm assuming she thinks his name is CK, not Clockwork King?