Here is the promised chat log.
Moggie: Ok, then, if we have enough people we'll do it the traditional way!
Moggie: I will give a topic to you. Embers will have the first pun on it, followed by Jester, then Atom, then Psy
Moggie: If everyone makes the pun it keeps going until someone can't come up with one
Moggie: They drop out and I switch topics then
Moggie: When we get down to two contestants I'll change the rules again
Nezumi-Ko whispers to Moggie, "Ooh, we've got a good one."
Moggie: We will do a practice round to make sure everyone knows how to play
Obscene Jester: Moggie.
Obscene Jester raises hand.
Moggie: What's up?
Obscene Jester: I'm allergic to Dj's so i might not doo too well if one is around.
Moggie: Jester, I'm allergic to Rikti monkeys but I eat them anyway. You'll live
DJ Shecky: Don't worry, I don't bite.
Obscene Jester sighs. "Fine."
Atomastos: He does, however, scratch.
DJ Shecky: Sorry, allow me to stand away from the one who is allergic to me.
Moggie: Ok, our practice topic then is: Trees. Embers, your pun
Nezumi-Ko: Practice round!
Emberling: Yay punnies! Am I doin' Oak-ay so fars?
Obscene Jester: Firget it. you'll never win!
Atomastos: No thanks, I'll leaf that topiary to the experts.
DJ Shecky: Shees I bark up the wrong tree and I get told people are allergic to me.
Psychotical: You guys are gonna kick my ash.
Moggie: There! Easy as mousecakes.
Moggie: Any questions?
Moggie: Oh, at some point I may ask you to explain or repeat the pun to me. If I don't get it after your explanation you will need to do another one. I don't think it will be a problem though
Moggie: Ok, First Topic: Names of Sci-fi movies. Embers, your pun
Emberling: You know what they says, the best are bests, and the wor-Star Wars-e!
Moggie: ew...
Obscene Jester winces.
Nezumi-Ko giggles
Atomastos grimaces.
Obscene Jester nose begins to bleed.
Blackstar II groans
Atomastos under his mask.
Psychotical: ow
Obscene Jester: ya know if I was a super villain I would do all my Plannine from Outer Space.
Atomastos: Emberling, that was so bad I might just Flatliners.
DJ Shecky: Jester, this whole thing and your pun are jsut alien to me.
Psychotical gapes, hangs head, steps back.
Nezumi-Ko: Aw.
Moggie: Out already?
Emberling frowns
Nezumi-Ko gives Psychotical a big, warm, and cuddly mousehug.
Moggie: Ok, thank you very much for playing. Will you please hang around for the rest of the show?
Psychotical: I'm drawing a complete blank. (It's been a rough day.))
Atomastos: Well, when you run out of Timecop, there's just No Escape.
Obscene Jester: [[aw Psy...*cheers anyways*
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Emberling: ((I had a hell of a time on this one. All of the movies I could think of had long names! :P))
Moggie: Let them all out boys and girls!
Emberling: So one time, this boy impie like me, so he sing me Serenity!
Obscene Jester: Say....is that Fluffy that the Forbidden plant Ate.
Nezumi-Ko: Yep! There musta been a Short Circuit in its brain for it to do that.
Moggie practices Serenity for the moment
Obscene Jester: yeah that was a tough category
Moggie: Ok, we're down to four so let's change the topic. Something a little more chewy perhaps?
Atomastos: I wonder how onlookers would view our Disturbing Behavior.
Psychotical: "I went apartment hunting today. You odyssey the space! 2001 square feet!"
Moggie: Ok then Second Topic: Names of American Candy Bars. Embers, your pun
Emberling: I like my cookies wif Milky! Way better like that!
Obscene Jester: So I hear elmer Fudd wanted to be a gigilo...well that's what I heard..."said he really liked his twix."
Atomastos: After I Hershey'd that last one, Jester, I couldn't help but Snickers. Still, just because you got a Fast Break doesn't mean you'll win.
Moggie: Nicely done but it might make it a better game if you limited yourself to one pun per turn.
DJ Shecky: The problem with puns like that Chunky one is they com eGood and plenty until your starbursts.
Nezumi-Ko: To make it fair for the rest.
Moggie: It wasn't in the rules because it hadn't happened before.
Emberling: One-a my friends got attacked by Silver Manties! She got cutted up real bad, she all got away Butterfingers!
Obscene Jester: Almond Joy beating you lot with my superior pun skills.
Atomastos: I Rolo with the best. Why don't you all Take 5, 'cause I'm about to make like Pay Day and score a NutRageous victory.
Moggie: That's twice. Please do not steal more puns from the others
Nezumi-Ko: Yes, one pun per person, please?
Atomastos: Ah, very well.
Obscene Jester: Damn good villain if you ask me. Pun stealer :P
DJ Shecky: I've been working out on at the gym on the corner of clark and fifth avenue for just this occasion, I am glad that this group isn't into kinky stuff like M&M's
Moggie: Shecky, I just scolded Atom for this. One pun per customer please
Obscene Jester raises hand Miss Moggie?
Moggie: Yes Jester?
Obscene Jester: I heard you and I didn't do that at all.
Obscene Jester: Just wanted you to know.
Moggie: . Jester, no sucking up or I'll eat your hat
06-29-2009 21:35:00 Obscene Jester winks at moggie.
Obscene Jester: NOT MY HAT! It's a family heirloom.
Emberling: TheM ar s-ome good punnies so far!
Nezumi-Ko hands Moggie a bottle of Hat Sauce.
Obscene Jester: so I was hired to go and make sure this guy named Les paid his gambling tab....and all I can say is Les knees crunch real well.
Atomastos: I wonder who's going to be the first to Krackel under pressure.
DJ Shecky: This is what I get for being around a bunch of nerds.
Moggie: Not a candy bar Shecky, can you try again please?
DJ Shecky: Oh candy bars? Sheesh kit kat. you should have made it more clear.
Moggie: *laughs*
Emberling: Miss Moggies? Is mousepies really maDove mousies?
Obscene Jester: So I had to tell Les if he didn't pay there'd be a few mounds around town where his wife could find him.
Atomastos: I'm not sure if I Caramello to try for four more!
DJ Shecky: Oh Henry, this is gonna be tough.
Emberling: So I heared Isaac over theres be extra nice if you say 'hey Mister, Goodbar you has here!' He just look at me funny.
Obscene Jester: "Three muskrat ear!" That's what he paid me. I'll never do a job for The Evil Canuck again.
Atomastos: No thanks, I wouldn't Wonka Bar you any longer.
DJ Shecky: Watchmacall it, that pun wasn't really as good as some of the others.
Emberling: Is it true that really big roofs sometimes make little Baby Ruths?
Obscene Jester: Zag nut Atom thinks he's gonna win but I think different.
Atomastos: This is starting to take a lot more York than I'd anticipated.
DJ Shecky: I made a birthday cake with almonds. Joy couldn't eat it cause of allergies though.
Moggie: Almond Joy is a repeat
DJ Shecky: Do I get a 100,000,000 or bar if I win?
Atomastos: If we get any longer, this might become hazardous to our Heath.
Emberling is stumped!
Moggie: Embers are you out?
Nezumi-Ko: Nice run, Ember.
Moggie: Good run Embers!
Obscene Jester: [[nice run Ember!]]
Nezumi-Ko gives Emberling a big, warm, and cuddly mousehug.
Obscene Jester: [[ i was out too]
DJ Shecky: Nice run Ember
Moggie: So, we've chewed through our candy puns and we've got our tummy ache. Let's move on
Moggie: We are down to three. After this round we'll change the rules and make it harder
Moggie: The Third Topic of the night is: Names of Flowers. Jester, your pun
Obscene Jester: Down on the floor ins that One Eyes Jake? I think he's bleeding
06-29-2009 21:51:45 [Local] Obscene Jester: [[florin]]
Moggie: [very literal of you
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Atomastos: Peonies, I could do this with my eyes closed.
DJ Shecky: I told Daffy, Dill is what I need. Dill for the pickles.
Obscene Jester: Yep That's Jake. looks like someone really knocked him fora loop in they took his wallet [[lupin]]
Atomastos: Some of these puns are so bad, we're all saffron.
DJ Shecky: I Ris k getting eliminated this round
Obscene Jester: So im this movie i saw once down at the bijou this goat guy Pan sees this elf maiden and well...oh wait you wanted clean. nevermind
Atomastos: I don't think anemone can dispute the mad skills demonstrated here tonight.
DJ Shecky: I met leo who was a dandy lion
Obscene Jester: So this big beefy guy was charging at me but i had set up this pit trap and well what can i say, "Dais he comes, Dais he go."
Atomastos: I never Forget-me-not to bring my A-game to these sorts of things.
DJ Shecky: So she couldn't get anything out of the straw so I say, " Honey suckle it."
Obscene Jester: HA! Drained your bank account!
Atomastos: Man, that last one of mine was awful, wasn't it? After that, I should just begonia.
DJ Shecky: You are really lichen this Moggie?
Moggie: Bring me flowers, try again
DJ Shecky: Well since athletes get athletes foot, I guess astronauts get missle toe.
Moggie: One more try. Mistletoe isn't really a flower either
DJ Shecky: then I'm out.
Nezumi-Ko gives DJ Shecky a big, warm, and cuddly mousehug.
Obscene Jester snickers.
Emberling: ((Nice run guys, I'd have been out on like the second round.))
Obscene Jester: I think we all rose to the occasion.
Moggie: Very nicely done everyone! Good run Shecky
Obscene Jester: [[Nice run Shecky!
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Obscene Jester: Anyone wanna see my new catgirl seeking grenade launcer...the foxfire and forget?
Atomastos: Now that there's just the two of us, I find I muscari on until the very end.
Moggie: Ok then, down to just two so it's time to turn up the heat
Obscene Jester: My mom might know and i'd aster but well ya know i killed her.
Moggie: So, we've done topics that stretched and twisted our brains. it's time to make them go faster
Nezumi-Ko: WAAAAAGH!! Red wunz go fasta!
Moggie: Since we've got two good punners here, I thought I'd make the time limit the regular 30 seconds
Moggie: And then, perhaps, We Should Add a Kick
Obscene Jester: Ooh I get to Kick Atom? I accept!
Moggie: Jester, sit down
Nezumi-Ko: No, it means that there's extra rules.
Atomastos swats at Jester half-heartedly with a wing.
Obscene Jester: But I don;t LIKE rules.
Obscene Jester: They make me itchy and whiny!
Obscene Jester sit.
Moggie: I think perhaps the easy topic should be run alphabetically
Nezumi-Ko: Oh, that's a fun one.
Obscene Jester: wait...how does the alphabet go?
Moggie: So, easy topic, 30 seconds. I will tell you when your time is half over
Moggie: and when it's done
Obscene Jester: Sumerian alphabet right?
Moggie: After I give you the topic I will not call your name, you'll need to jump right in with no waiting after the other player
Nezumi-Ko: English alphabet, Jester.
Obscene Jester: Linguist!
Moggie: Jester will start with A, then Atom has B
Nezumi-Ko: Not gonna fall for that one, Jester.
Obscene Jester snaps fingers.
Moggie: Any questions before I start, just to be sure?
Obscene Jester: Have you seen my keys?
Moggie: Left corner pocket. Anything else?
Obscene Jester: COOL! and i dont even have a car!
Obscene Jester: Nope Im good.
Moggie: Atom? All good?
Atomastos leans over. "Hey, little guy. How much do you want to be Pun Master?"
Obscene Jester: I got a rotting finger in my pocket.
Moggie glances at Nez "what did we get ourselves into?"
Obscene Jester: Don't worry. It's not mine.
Nezumi-Ko pats Moggie on the shoulder.
Nezumi-Ko: Brace for German Liver Sausage.
Nezumi-Ko: You know...the Wurst?
Moggie: Ok then, Last Topic of the night: Names of Fish. You have 30 seconds. GO!
Moggie: 20
Moggie: Done
Obscene Jester: Do fish even HAVE A name?
Moggie: Jester...time is up
Nezumi-Ko: Yes they do.
Obscene Jester: grrrr
Moggie: Albacore, Bass, Cod...
Emberling: ((Archerfish!))
Moggie: Sorry Jester
Obscene Jester: Well poop.
Nezumi-Ko gives Obscene Jester a big, warm, and cuddly mousehug.
Emberling: Nice try funny hat guy!
Obscene Jester: [[Good show Atom!
Moggie: Atomastos is the PunDay Night Champion!!
Obscene Jester slips a finger into Nezumi's pocket.
Nezumi-Ko: I think you chose that topic on Porpose.
Atomastos: Aw, Betta didn't even get to go.
Moggie: Congratulations to our new winner!
Obscene Jester: hooray Atomastos for being the biggest pun on the block!
