Melancton

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  1. From what I can discern, when there is a riot, one must go loot the museums as well. This happened in Iraq in 2003 and now in Egypt. I suppose Azuria's vault will have to suffice in CoH.

    Here in the States, of course, the proper way to redress grievances or hardships is to steal big-screen TVs. Bad judicial verdict? Smash the window, steal the TV. Floodwaters threaten death and disease? A 52" flatscreen will ensure your survival. Your sports team won? Burn a car then steal a TV. They lost? Just the TV then. Hey, there are no ships laden with tea in the harbors any more, but there are tons of big TVs.

    So where is the nearest Best Buy and just what are we protesting again?
  2. Melancton

    Test

    This has been a Test.

    Had it been an Actual Thread, you would have been instructed on where to read to obtain Vital Information. Since it was not, we merely played random electric noises at ear-splitting levels.

    This was ONLY a Test.
  3. Melancton

    Big patch?

    So is the Login Server now down? I have adjusted my firewall as usual but No Joy on logging in.
  4. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    In AD 2004 Praetorian war was beginning.
    Someone set us up the bomb!
  5. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ramification TM View Post
    I always thought Founders Falls had some striking similarities to Austin Texas. Even some of the names within the zone seem to have references to areas here in Austin. Might be all in my head, but if I'm not mistaken, part of COH development took place in Austin.
    I think some of the Cryptic folks resided there before the buyout and the Paragon Studios establishment.

    Perhaps you could elaborate on the "striking similarities" to Austin Texas that you see. Austin certainly lacks the canals and the freely-flowing automobile traffic of Founders Falls, although the hilly areas next to the lake-like areas certainly suggest some areas of Austin. Still, I never have thought "This is like Austin!" when I go to Founders, so I am curious as to why it strikes you that way.
  6. Melancton

    Woah, Deja Vu

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by GibsonMcCoy View Post
    Epic!
    By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged!
    *bows politely*
  7. Melancton

    Woah, Deja Vu

    Well, someone fired off the Omega 13, so I took the opportunity to deck Sarris and prevent him from killing everybody in the next go-round.
  8. Melancton

    Test

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Shadow Ravenwolf View Post
    But I would walk 500 miles
    And I would walk 500 more
    Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
    To fall down at your door
    "Just... to fall down at your door"??

    Me, I would rather be the man who takes the train and arrives rested and ready for love.
  9. Where are the folks with their amazing Magnifying Image Screens when you need them?

    I am a bit dismayed he waited until he was a Semi-Nutburger before revealing he played CoH. If he had done so at the height of "I Walk the Line," it would have been cool...
  10. Sadly, Mauve Arrow and Puce Arrow were both denied membership in the Justice League of America.

    "Oh yeah, like Green is something Fresh and New with THAT group," commented Puce Arrow.

    It can get tough. Ollie probably camps the name whenever he is inactive, too.
  11. Melancton

    Test

    So... it was a *dramatic music* TEST, was it?



    Admiral Ackbar announces when it is a TRAP, so who should announce when it is a TEST??
  12. Melancton

    Test

    What is this "soda" you speak of?

    In Texas, you get a "Coke."

    example:

    "You want a Coke?"

    "Yeah, I'll take one."

    "What kind you want?"

    "Diet Pepsi."

    See?
  13. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Scythus View Post
    Is she still seeing James Kirk?
    +rep
  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Firebeam View Post
    Just grabbed Chrome Arrow, nice one!
    I looked for Steel Arrow and Iron Arrow earlier but they werent available. Chrome is very good

    thanks!
    *Villain is threatening innocent civilian*

    *THWIP!* *THUD!*

    *Villain looks at arrow in chest*

    "This arrow has waterspots and finger prints all over it! HAHAHAHA!"

    *Villain falls over*

    Well, I hope you are prepared to be taunted like that continually unless you keep after your polishing duties!
  15. Melancton

    Test

    It frustrated Chuck Berry to no end, however, that Maybelline was NEVER the correct answer for any of the test questions, and he famously lamented, "Oh Maybelline, why can't you be true?"

    Make-up tests can be VERY sneaky.
  16. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Steelclaw View Post
    Silver Mantis forged her parents' signatures on the school permission slip allowing the Principal to spank students as a means of punishment.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Willowpaw View Post
    And amazingly, the principal never ever questioned why Silver Mantis kept being sent to his office at least once per day (even on weekends).
    Once you learn that this continued even after she graduated, a theory takes shape...
  17. Melancton

    Test

    Unless you were Caesar, then you would have conquered.

    (And then been stabbed repeatedly, but hey, why spoil the moment, ya know? )
  18. Steelclaw, I found myself thinking, "Well, of course" as I read each one of these.

    It is so well done, I am not sure if this is a comedy list or a documentary!
  19. Melancton

    Test

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Healix View Post
    ........what's wrong with that? *asks innocently*
    Should I ever look down and see THAT staring back at me, I think I should be most disquieted.
  20. Melancton

    Test

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Angryellow View Post
    I thought I was done with taking tests. I didn't even study man, this isn't fair
    Yeah, what AM I doing taking tests again? Why am I in school??

    Wait a second, this could be a DREAM!

    Of course, judging from some of the graphics, it could also be INCEPTION!
  21. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Dark_Respite View Post
    Night and day difference... I gave up trying to make vids on another game I play on coz the support I've so gotten used to here is completely lacking any place else.

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
    CoH players enjoy messing up cutscenes with clever remarks, but that is about it.
  22. Melancton

    I want names

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    Well,w e don't actually know who a lot of the devs are, or what their roles are - so it's quite possibly someone who's never posted here before
    Judging from the lack of foresight and the obliviousness to the results that follows, my guess would be that new dev, Fusionette.
  23. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Night-Hawk07 View Post
    I, however, hope "those other games" do succeed because they'll keep all those players you talked about over there, and away from here.
    From your keyboard to God's ear.

    I lurked for almost a year here because I did not feel I had anything useful to contribute, being an utter newb. I encountered a few snarky, snarky responses, but I have noticed that the vast majority of the snarky folks moved along and were no more, and the truly helpful folks have remained, and indeed, are helpful to this very day.

    I saw a response to a question just this morning that snarky folks would have responded with "lrn2play" "lrn2search" or "read the Wiki, stupid!" yet several folks replied with excellent, fairly detailed ideas on how to solve the problem posed in a TF. I have my 69 month badge and I did not know some of those things!

    It is indeed a great community in the forums, and I have tried to thank folks that have been helpful and often, PATIENT and helpful, with me. Likewise for folks in the game who have acted with generosity, help and kindness to an utter stranger. I, in turn, have tried to do the same to others, and have been gratified to see that one newb that I helped out long ago has turned into one of the biggest helps on my home server: patient, generous and a fine leader of a huge SG.

    So pass it along. It makes the CoH community the great place that it is.