Marcian Tobay

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  1. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Thug_Two View Post
    That wasn't an invasion. That was a bunch of drunken alien fratboys trying to out-macho each other. ("I'll go fight the aliens made of death fluid!" "Oh yeah? *I'll* do it without weapons!" "Oh yeah? Well *I'll* do it without weapons and NAKED!")
    I really liked Signs until I started reading these forums.
  2. I'd like to know if this code's implementation has any correlation to Westley's theory of the Und3rn3t.

    That being said, I love it. Love it love it love it.
  3. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Eisregen_NA View Post
    As to the Joker actually being legally insane, my yardstick is John Hinckley, who tried to kill Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster. While Hinckley is not exactly a supervillain, their obsession and willingness to go to any length to impress the object of their affection seems to match.
    This really depends on the interpretation of the Joker. In The Dark Knight (Nolan's), he very clearly is sane and has a specific agenda that he can outline and explain rationally. You can see how everything connects. In the end, he convinces Harvey Dent to join his side, because it -can- make sense.

    In the Animated Series, it's all for the lulz.
  4. Quote:
    Originally Posted by HellSpite View Post
    In the wonderful catergory called Kitteh, i present to you

    KITTENS, inspired by KITTENS!!!
    THAT is too much "D'awww". Like, there should be a legal limit.
  5. In the animation category, I give you very creepy, disturbing children's cartoon, banned from TV. Watch it in its entirety. Swish the words around as wine in your pallet.
  6. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Father Xmas View Post
    I enjoyed it. I didn't think it was that difficult to follow.
    Neither did I in the least. It was very basic for me. Then I went online and read people saying something like "Wait... there's a dream inside another dream!? WTHeck!?"

    I honestly believe that people that have played point-and-click adventures have an advantage. They spend their time training to understand the logic of insanity.
  7. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Agonus View Post
    I can see certain "big picture" villains keeping Joker around for the chaos he creates, and the Joker is so focused on Batman anyway. But being afraid of a him? No, just no.
    While I certainly agree that the Joker and Batman are overhyped to a degree, they all do have a reason to be scared of the Joker: He's smarter than all of them. Watch any movie that has a multitude of villains (World's Finest, Under the Red Hood, Dark Knight). The Joker will always come out on top, and not just because of plot armor. Much like Jeremiah Berek of 7th Sea, the fact that he's so far out there grants him outside thinking that allows him to access strategies most other people can't conceive. He is the dark mirror of Batman: He can win if he doesn't have time to plan.
  8. Contacting a person known as Spooky Dan, as I believe only he knows where to find the video...
  9. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Adelie View Post
    For something new and fresh, make a new ranged character and play exclusively zoomed in to first person. I promise you, it feels like an entirely different game. And if you have the rig for it, crank up the graphics. The graphical details you miss while zoomed out (as 99% of the time we play) are actually quite numerous. Zoomed in you really are kind of handicapping yourself, but it makes for a fun new experience.
    Holy Kama Sutra of gaming. That's genius, and I'm going to try it.
  10. Quote:
    Originally Posted by UltraTroll View Post
    What makes Glee good is the musical numbers and performances something a comic book can never do.
    I felt the musical number in The Killing Joke was very well done. Seriously.

    It just takes a good writer and some faith in the audience.
  11. Quote:
    Originally Posted by BlackArachnia View Post
    Oh for Chrissake that is the second most stupidest explanation I have ever heard.
    Well, it was done in a comedy series that was all for the lulz, but I don't think that it was ever stated to be against canon. The rule was lampshading how the heads of comic companies care more about the character that sells than story integrity.

    Still, I love it.
  12. My opinion continues: Love Glee, hate the extreme amount of "You're not a fan unless you have" products getting pumped out like they're fresh from the nether regions of a Queen Ant on fertility drugs.

    I literally felt nauseated when I saw this subject line...
  13. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Lastjustice View Post
    Anyone who sells books will some how endure. Just like This in Xmen, crazy retcons abound. They won't die no matter how illogical.
    Funny note: In the limited edition Dead Girl run, they actually explain that: In the Marvel Universe, the celestial powers that be can hear public outcry for their most beloved people. When the cry gets loud enough, they arrange events to allow for a deceased one's revival.

    Yes, "Back by popular demand" is actually a canonical idea in the Marvel-verse. And for that, I absolutely love them.
  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Terminal Velocity View Post
    Speaking of location, wonder why they chose Rhode island?
    That's probably my favorite fact about this game. That the most important battle in world history is being fought in Rhode Island, while every other state/country in the world seems to have very little opinion on the matter.
  15. Quote:
    Originally Posted by DumpleBerry View Post
    But so as to accommodate both yourself and the gorgeous Marcian, will this do?




    IT'S A TOMATO...HAVING A SPECULATIVE SMOKE!
    e-GADS!
  16. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Warkupo View Post
    Am I the only one that watched "Under the Red Hood"? Or are we just not mentioning it because it's too new and we'd have to spoiler alert the whole thread?
    ... Did you see the image in my OP? I specifically gave a nod to the "Yes, we can" vote the Red Hood would have given.
  17. Quote:
    Originally Posted by SwellGuy View Post
    Do you recommend it? Is it written well?
    It's not really about Batman. It's basic philosophy explained in terms that Batman fans can understand. Like, it says "This school of philosophy blames Batman, this one blames the Joker, and the misogynists blame Barbara Gordon." And then it ends.

    What's annoying is that each chapter was written by a group/single person completely independent of the other chapters. Essentially the story's editor sent a bunch of Batman-esque questions to qualified people and published their answers site unseen. While I understand the merit of that, I stopped halfway through. At least two-three chapters used their chosen question to avoid the actual question and give a basic introduction of Utilitarianism. The redundancy got grating and hurt the presentation.

    If you see it and have jingle change, go for it. I wouldn't say to jump out and buy it now, though.
  18. An opinion my friend gave over the phone:

    "Of course! Then again, we all know Batman's mentally ill, so give him a pass and move on with the story."
  19. Quote:
    Originally Posted by BafflingBeerMan View Post
    I submerse myself in Jersey Shore and Lost.

    What does that make me?
    F'ing Renaissance.
  20. I loved the story, but I have a weird theory about the dissonance between people that think it was "Brilliant but too complicated" and people that think it was fun and easily understandable.

    Look at the confused
    Then back at me
    Back to the confused
    Then back. to. me.
    Sadly, they aren't me.
    But they could be if the played video games all their lives
    Look down, look up. Where are you?
    You're on a video game forum discussing complicated plots like LOST and the Nemesis arcs as if they are basic simplicity.
    What's in your hand? I have it.
    It's a post explaining the Infinite Crisis so simply a newb could understand.
    Anything is understandable when you submerse yourself in intelligent and/or convoluted story lines instead of Jersey Shore.
    I'm a llama.
  21. That's actually where I got this question. I have that book. Just wanted to see everyone's reactions.
  22. Batman is the only person able to stop the Joker (Cops be gettin' nerfed in comic worlds, yo). Additionally, the insanity defense consistently finds the Laughing Lunatic virtually immune to any legal system repercussions. This binds the hands of every Law Enforcement Official in the Bat-verse.

    So... when the Joker kills a thousand people, Batman insists on arresting him and giving him a "fair" trial. This lays the groundwork for the Joker escaping and killing a thousand people.

    Can we blame Batman for not killing him in any of this nonsense?


    Don't ask this guy.
  23. Speculate! Grab the smoking pipes and speculate until you have chest cancer!
  24. I have my Bad Music Video Pick in my head. No one has heard of it. Everyone will agree.
  25. Marcian Tobay

    Retcon Anyone?

    And now, an excerpt of Zero Mostel as Tevye performing "If I had Tourette syndrome"

    *Ahem*

    If I had Tourette Syndrome
    **** **** mother ****** ******* ****** Barbara Streisand...
    ... All day long I'd ******* **** **** ****...
    If I were a profane man! Boobs!

    I wouldn't need social savvy
    **** **** **** monkey **** ************
    If I were a ******* ******* *****
    ******* **** **** **** man!