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Quote:The LP I linked is arguably more fan fiction than game, so I'm safe. You're skirting the rule, and I don't need my thread locked. This is why we Skype.Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay
I'll watch that in a bit, but I want to blind-side you and tell you that you experienced The Path wrong. Yes, it's flawed to hell and not for everyone, but you watched a Let's Play of it. That game is more intent on being art than anything. Watching someone else play it and guide the Red Girls fundamentally undermines the experience. It would be like deciding what a painting means to you based on someone else telling you what colors were in it.
I'm not saying that The Path is right for you. Hell, I imagine you'd hate it. But the Let's Play method of evaluating it is flawed.
You'd be amazed how little I care whether people know what we're talking about. I'd say this is our tree house, but it isn't even that. It's our abandoned playground where the cops forget to go and the criminals don't think to deal. -
I thought this was going to be about that guy Deadpool keeps stuffed and mounted in his den so he can't regenerate.
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Quote:The worst part is when your wife turns out to be a British sleeper agent, then the whole expedition goes straight to hell.Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay
I understand your woes. You can only carry 100 pounds back to the wagon.
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Quote:Just press Tab!Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay
Set it down and grab a soda.
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#4 is possibly some of the darkest humor I've seen this week.
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Kinda reminds me of a heavily-altered take on The Langoliers.
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Quote:Repeat after me: "You know, for a second there, I kinda did."Originally Posted by GeneralKnowledge
No, and as for making me answer questions......
I am the game show HOST. I give the questions not the other way around. I am immune to your threats.
Also, that bridge of death trick is invalid. This isn't Holy Grail, that only works with questions about swallows or favorite colors.
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Quote:Way to Wikipedia, kid.Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas
1. Dan Milano.
2. He likes meat too much.
3. Six months after Khan and his followers landed on Ceti Alpha V, a cataclysm on Ceti Alpha VI occured, shifting the planetary orbits, causing massive environmental devastation on Ceti Alpha V. Almost all the wildlife died, except the Ceti eel, which fed on the Augments and killed twenty, including Khan's wife, who is inferred to be Marla McGivers. Neither Kirk nor anyone else in Starfleet would have checked on them if not for the orbit's shifting. Khan found Kirk to be personally responsible for this.
4. First or second? (WARNING: Failure to answer this question may cause you falling into the Chasm underneath the Bridge of Death. You have been warned.)
5. Technically, there is no sequel, but its spiritual successor is called Rabbit Rampage.
GK, did you really think it would be that easy? -
Quote:You're very bad at this game. First, you have no distinct identity that isn't the Seltzer & Frieberg version of me. Second, you have not built up an extensive canon regarding yourself and your abilities. It took me months of not only acting the part, but also being able to answer questions about my station with an internally-consistent logic (or lack thereof, as the case may be), to be widely recognized as the Minister of Awesome.Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas
I will now eradicate crazy hobos from the face of reality.
*If you don't know that, I must execute you*
*is not eradicated*
Now be quiet, before I eat you.
And, in less than one thousand posts, I shall acheive my perfect form. -
Quote:*watches in bewilderment as Lord Arkasas laughs and makes explodey noises*Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas
*blows up ALL OF REALITY!*
I'd ask for a cookie, but I'm the only one still around.
Should... should I tell him it's not actually doing anything? He's starting to look like a crazy hobo. -
Quote:Storm even took Cyclops down and assumed full leadership of the X-Men during that time (but then everything got status quo'd).Originally Posted by Divus
When Storm lost her powers, she fell back on Thief-Fu, Yukio-Fu, and Wolvie-Fu. She was very scary. She used no gadgets outside of high heeled boots, a knife and found-weapons in the environment.
On the topic of Spider-Man, I'm pretty sure his powers are so deeply-integrated into his body that the act of removing his powers would be very similar to "un-Exalting" someone.
(Hint: You have to kill them.) -
You gotta remember the sorts of special effects that'll be going on. That and the much clearer image from being a real movie ought to fix that rather B-movie-like impression he leaves.
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Quote:The thread is not inflatable.Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas
*blows up this thread*
Can I has a cookie?
And no. Only people with at least a little bit of power get cookies. As far as this place is concerned, you're low man on the totem pole. -
Quote:*deflects*Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas
All is evil before the Ori.
*explodes Veritech*
He's MY chew toy, get your own, powerless one!
*gives VTech a cookie and a pat on the head*
You run along now, buddy, I'll be back to eviscerate you later.
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Quote:Can Europe, like, not afford to eat the good animals? Or is it illegal to eat any animal that makes good eating?Originally Posted by Eisregen_NA
Specially my dinner table.
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Quote:Why would you spend money on the two things you can most easily obtain for free? Granted, the legality gets a little fuzzy here and there, but it's free!Originally Posted by Veritech
*blinks and comes back in, pieces of Veritech and sammich everywhere*
oh Rao dammit. another robot double malfunctioned, and it went after the food. cripes, these things are never gonna be ready for the World Domination Expo. stupid artificial release dates, im going back to spending the money on video games and hookers. -
Quote:The prequels had nothing to do with Old Republic.Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas
Hey, look. Someone who agrees with me that the prequels weren't half bad.
That's nice to know.
But anywho, the Old Republic is probably better because there isn't so much stuff in it, and most of that stuff is quality stuff.
And were godawful.
Clone Wars is worse (the TV series, not the Genndy Tartokovsky miniseries*).
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Quote:Judging by the quality of the prequels and new TV series and the quality of the "media" involving the Old Republic, I'd have to agree.Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas
The Old Republic makes everything better. (No, not the video game, the era.)
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Quote:Mornin', Marcian.Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay
This isn't the right thread for anything anymore. It's a perversion and mockery of itself. It's the fool's throne and a hatter's painting gallery.
Back in the olden days, Romans would eat their fill of a feast, slide a peacock's feather down their throat, and vomit their entire meal off to the side. Completely empty, they'd feast again.
This thread is of a similar chord.
Also, good afternoon to you, Golden Girl.
How's it goin'? -
Quote:Well Money equals Power.Originally Posted by NewAgeKnight
Tomatoes were once called poison apples.
Up was inside
Down was potato
Corn was starshine
Coconuts were medicinal
Power equals Camel.
Camel equals five celery sticks.
Five. Quid Pro Quo. -
Quote:Ugh, I know.Originally Posted by BafflingBeerMan
Just like how Instanbul was once Constantinople
Why'd Constantinople get the works? -
Quote:I'm pretty sure I've already established that MtG is about as balanced as Tommy Gavin after a bottle of GHB-laced whiskey and an all-night bender.Originally Posted by Fleeting Whisper
There is an explicitly stated design rule from Wizards about the MtG Quest enchantments (also Zendikar): commons and uncommon Quest cards are sacrificed for their effect to activate. Rare Quest cards stick around and keep working.
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Quote:*detonates bombs disguised a sammiches*Originally Posted by Veritech
*sneaks into the thread, steals the sammiches and sneaks back out*
Good to see you made it to the thread, VTech! 'Specially since smiting you and Ghostie was one of The Spartan Thread's best running gags. -
Quote:That is the most non-sequitorial link ever. Congratulations!Originally Posted by Mr. DJ