Manofmanychars

After all you've seen thus far, now is when you decide to call "weird"?

Why would he do that? He's the head of our Legal Division.

Just because it is in the language of the Deep Ones doesn't mean it's always right. Trust me, I used to proofread Dagon's manuscripts for his publisher. Not a job I'd recommend anyone else take *shudder*.

Yeah, but "dead" never really evoked the same feelings, you know? I'd extend the correction to the first line, but I've lost too much SAN already by translating into that fell language.

Correction in bold.

It's a hole in the bottom of the sea. He's clearly caught on the frog on the bump and the bump on the log and the log in the hole.

No u!

Cool story, bro.

Yo, yo, yo, I'm real happy for you, and Imma letchoo finish, but Beyonce had the best thread of ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME.

Further sarcasm. That implies that I am interpreting everything correctly and that you are a collosal man-hater.

The first step to a solution is admitting you have a problem.

Well, that smiley implies sarcasm, thus I am interpreting your words absolutely correctly.

Until you see boys, then you have to savagely beat them with newspapers. It's sad, really.

Not being a bigot.

But, we all know about your prejudices, so it's no surprise that you can't disprove it.

Uh-huh, so you claim. Bigots are quick with excuses, but never have concrete proof.

Well, some of us believe in gender equality, and don't discriminate over who gets whacked with a rolled-up newpaper.

The bottom line is that Ryan Reynolds really, really wants to do Deadpool, so there's no way he'd let someone else box him in and prevent him from doing it.

I feel bad for anyone that has to deal with your obviously-undisciplined pets and friends. I find a rolled-up newspaper across the nose works wonders for both.

Seriously, a bump? You didn't even disguise it that well. At least post something that says something. I mean, that bump was just...

Okay, this thread is currently about Homestuck

You should all read it.

Also, the music is very good, listen to it.

And here is the webcomic one of the characters writes ironically, which is then referenced for hilarious effect within the actual comic.

"You're NOT a mutant!"
-An X-Man, usually Cyclops, at some point, whenever Deadpool teams up with them and proclaims that "We mutants have to stick together." Because he's not a mutant.

Also, yeah, Ryan Reynolds has more than enough money to afford turning down GL2 if he can play his favorite Marvel character. Hell, Warner Bros. is bluffing, anyway. They'd never go on to a sequel without the star of the first. So, unless they have him in a binding contract (and since he accepted Deadpool before GL, I doubt it), they can just wait until after Deadpool wraps.

I like how variants of the banner I thought of have become so popular in the rotation.

I know, I'm trying to teach through example, but it's not working so well. Well, it's out there now, may as well use the chance I've been given.

1. Killing? Really? That's just so boring. Get creative. Remember Sho's post, or how I just linked to a series of Akuma-related beatdowns? You gotta use some imagination when you smite your enemies. Which is why I generally don't get into it with GG. It's a waste to use imagination on someone so lacking in it.

2. A joke is only funny once, don't keep repeating it. It can be funny a second or even third time if your timing is perfect and you vary it just enough to fit a different context. Like the "bumped shin" joke from Family Guy (one of the rare few recurring jokes on that show that manages to be funny on subsequent uses, at least up to the third use, I haven't watched the last couple of seasons).

3. Referring to things that have reached memetic status, such as most forms of sweets and, well, most other memes, it can be funny now and then, but constantly crying for X subject of memetic adoration is plain unoriginal.

There's a thin line between being funny and looking stupid. Privately, Shawn Sage isn't the only one to mention that your material needs work. You've got potential, you just need to come up with your own stuff.

Oh, just have some Paffendorf, ya smart aleck.

Get with the times, Caipirinha's what's in, now.