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  1. Quote:
    Originally Posted by SwellGuy View Post
    The first movie was "biblical" too.

    Neo -> (The)ONE, the messiah to save the enslaved people from the machines, etc.
    Plenty of characters are called the chosen ones besides religious rooted figures. I mean X-men just had a huge arc called messiah complex that had nothing to do with religion in the purest sense.
  2. It continues to be quite good so far. Was nice to see Cap starting to show off his leadership skills. While they haven't immediately throw Ironman aside and made cap leader out of the gates(like the ultimate avengers did.) they re giving both chances to show their stuff. I wouldn't be surprised if the movies follow a simliar progression.
  3. Lastjustice

    RIP Jack LaLanne

    Even the most fit man can not outrun death. It was a good race though jack.
  4. There was no need for sequels since after the cat was out of the bag with the mind blowing reveal that to what the matrix was; it had nothing more of substance to work with. I was asking myself could they possibly add to the story that would be remotely as interesting as the first film....the answer...nothing.

    Hence why they really just piled on the action scenes to point they went on all too long and got silly. (particularly the opening fight with agent smith in the beginning of the second film.) They had nothing else up their sleeve that made a lick of sense. Every additional reveal was just crowbar crap into the mythos that unraveled more and more of the story.

    Like why in the world would the Machines had to rip apart zion multiple times before. You'd think after them laying waste to all humans outside the Matrix there would be no surviving humans around to ever set up shop to that level again (it was plausible prior to the war humans would had the resources to have done it, but once they killed the majority of the rebels and wrecked their home they'd never have a chance at rebuilding it.) as there was nothing to live off of or any where safe to build up their resources and numbers unless the machines Allowed them to. A bunch of naked humans randomly escaping the matrix here and there would be really easy for them to contain. Making the whole story so short bus it's unreal.


    As some people said, the matrix trilogy was 2 movies too long heh. I've watched the original dozns of times as I own it on DVD. I've never rewatched the sequels as I watched the third just for sake of seeing it once and hoped was something there worth seeing. I really don't see why we need another 2 films unless they come up with something that isn't some really stellar that should have been in the story in the first place.(besides more wire frame porn.) I highly doubt they will as they seem to have blown their load on the first film and been meandering since. Definitely waiting these till they hit DVD if I ever bother seeing them.
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    With crossovers like JLA/Avengers, it is usually shown how the two teams meet, such as dimension hopping, portals, an accident, et al.
    Supposedly this cross over, JLA/Avengers is canon to the DC continuity, just no one remembers it happening. Marvel on the other hand hasn't made a comment either way that I know of.
  6. I have a question, With the 13th zodiac serpentis(like most of us heard about from playing final fantasy tactics back in the day heh.) What element is it supposed to be? All the other 12 divide into the groups of 3 for 4 basic elements Earth, fire, wind, water...( heart!....when your powers combine I am captain planet!) I didn't see that aspect listed anywhere. So anyone know what the heck element it is? Just seems like the odd man out, and breaks the set if they added it. Not that I care about astrology by any means but I am a stickler for consistency and a proper pattern heh.
  7. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Cowman View Post
    Most likely some dame. They're always makin' a mess of things.

    Am I right, fellas?
    That's what happens when we let them out of the kitchen heh.
  8. Oh no it looks someone just Smershed all over this thread heh.
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    Originally Posted by Luminara View Post
    Good. I hope it's dead, buried and eternally forgotten. Alien doesn't need a prequel. It doesn't need a remake, a reboot or a revitalization. Hollywood needs to learn to let perfection stand on its own. Alien was perfect. Leave it alone.
    Yeah because they haven't made any sequels to said film....oh wait they made 3 sequels and 2 spin offs. I fail see how them making a prequel or not will muck up things any further. there's always the chance it might be good. (unlike the so so aliens 3, and the quite bad 4.) This series is far from a sacred cow. It's not like they re trying make a sequel to a movie that was never intented to have one...( they already did that with 4 hehe.)
  10. I will always be a Leo, as I say this lion is keeping his mane about my hair heh.
  11. Wow that's really bad. It's like someone took a tube of 90's extreme and injected it into 3 issues.
  12. Congrats Stan the Man. If anyone deserves one from the Comic Book world it's you.
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    Originally Posted by Father Xmas View Post
    I hardly consider 226 reviews to be a tiny cross section unless you are thinking that any blogger with more than 2 followers should be counted as a critic.
    226 people isn't even a % of the total people who saw the film was my point. I don't care what critics think as most people pretencious enough to think they are more insightful than the average movie goer isn't going see films for same reason I am. Ebert proves this time and again.

    The collective public didn't give a rats behind about this film meaning it's cult status regardless how many people rave about it having quality they are the minority. It just was a niche film and the people reviewing it online were the target audience. It's like asking people at a race track if NASCAR is the greatest sport. You're going get a biased answer.

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    Also the comic's creator worked closely with the director and the screen writer while the movie was going through it's long, drawn out (4-5 years?) preproduction. Actually some of the elements and dialog from the finished screen play made it's way back into the comic.
    That might be true but just on paper that's still a terrible idea. The director can't read the book in same way the public can and let it all sink in. He's getting the cliffnotes at that point. I just find it odd that someone would have considered trying to do that...especially since they probably could have made the film faster working off a finished product since films normally don't take 4-5 years to make.

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    What kind of idiots are these people that think that that is a better end than the male d-bag and the female d-bag go off and grow together as d-bags in love.
    Actually Scott never came across as removely as big of a D-bag as Ramona and Gideon did. Ramona had a PHD in being a B****, while Scott was minor an associates degree. Which what he collective did isn't probably any worse than most people had done, other than he just hadn't admitted to himself his crap stinks from time to time.

    I thought Ramona ending up with G-man would been far more fitting as he was the guy she deserved. After beating him to a pulp Scott just said you can have Ramona and walked off. To me that would been the ultimate showing up self respect. That she wasn't worth any of the grief (atleast from the movie stand point as seemed Scott had no real investment in her.)

    Scott hadn't screwed up with Knives really all that badly.I wouldn't really consider what he did as cheating. He moved on and wasnt still having sex with her or abusing her time ...rather he just jerked her around on taking his time to break up. Had he done that sooner it would been 100% clean in my mind.

    Sometimes we think we want something, but the thing we want most is realized when we under go trials by fire. Which in the fight that they needed each other to defeat Gideon and worked as a team showed that symbolicly. If they wanted to sell Ramona to us she should been the one double teaming Gideon not Knives.

    For the movie's ending to worked they really needed us to believe Scott and ramona's relationship had some legs to it. That never came across....as he says he loves her...like based off of what? Sorry the ending is epic fail. I expected it to go that way...but I still thought was quite lame. Nothing any one in this thread can justify that as there's litterally nothing that shows Ramona and Scott belong together. There's never any chemistry as Scott just comes across as the ultimate pity F*** and nothing more. How is a pity f*** a happy ending?
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    Rotten Tomatoes' assessment (81%) begs to differ.
    Next person who cites Rotten Tomatoes opinion like it matters well.....lets say it won't be pretty. It's no better than suggesting box office =quality....actually it's probably worse. I'm sick of people citing it like this tiny cross section of critics somehow validates a movies success. Most people don't care enough to bother posting their views online to really reflect what the collective planet actually thinks of a film. The people who who likely eat up this film are probably same crowd who would actually post there. They were most of the target audience which horribly skrews the math.


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    And yes, Michael Cera is a better whiner than a fighter, but by and large, his performance in the lead was solid.
    Michael Cera's performance was weaker than cancer ridden kitten. The boy has no swagger and didn't work at all for the role. Someone a bit more manly and less whiny could sold the role better. The guy only knows one setting...awkward. That might been an aspect of the character but it's not all of it. He didn't particularly look like Scott Pilgrim even as Scott is of average build while Michael Cera is scrawny as heck. Him and the girl who played Ramona failed hard as the video game manages to sell their relationship better than the movie does and it has no verbal speech.

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    Also, in the final book, Scott and Ramona head off to face the future together, although there was an unused alternate ending for the movie in which Scott hooked up with Knives again. Wisely, this was discarded. After all her character's growth (arguably the most in the cast), that pairing would have been the least satisfying. Her line that she's "too cool" for him was perfect.
    Strongly disagree. I much preferred the alternate ending. It felt like Scott's life finnally got on track. You actually felt a connection between Knives and Scott. Never do you actually feel like ramona and Scott have any reason to be together besides the story says so. I fail see how thats better.

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    I do think the movie could have done much better were it more conventional in its plot structure and pacing, while still serving to indulge the visceral and thematic vision of the director. This is one of the rare times when I think the guiding hand of (gasp) studio execs could have uplifted the film from its cult destiny.
    Probably heh. The pacing was terribly uneven and I seriously thought about walking out of the movies during the slow beginning. I wasn't alone with that as Angry Joe despite giving it a 9/10 said the beginning of the film was @$s.

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    No, outside of its target audience, the film flopped. I know the internet has a massive raging hard-on for Scott Pilgrim, but it was not the mega success blockbuster people are hyping it up as. I enjoyed the film a lot, but let's not kid ourselves into thinking it'll last the ages.
    Yeah the internet seems be really overhyping it. There's enjoyable stuff but there's entirely too many glaring flaws to ever say this movies remotely as epic as people would have you believe.

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    The first pass at the screenplay was done when the comic was only half done. Sure they had outlines to work from but as the movie went further on, the less polished original material they had to base it off of. I think that's why the first half of the movie clicks and then meanders as more of it was based off of outlines and notes.
    Lastly I don't think they had any business making a film about this series entire it was actually done. That just seems like a terrible idea. Imagine if someone had made a watchmen movie with the book only half way done. They're going deviate a bit no matter what, but that gives literally no window to stay true to the original story or add lines or references from it. What were they thinking?
  15. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Tenzhi View Post
    Other than the fact that they changed it to MODOC (designed for Conquest rather than Killing), presumably for the kiddies.
    Or that he has higher aspirations in this reality heh.
  16. yeah having costume pieces be account based would be wonderful. Including capes and auras since there's tons of perk ones that are open from lvl 1. Just make the fifth costume unlocked by doing both the cape and aura missions so there's still a point in having them around for players who already have them as an alternative to having to score halloween salvage.

    Otherwise give me a check list for my entire account so I can just run down the list and get all the bell and whistles. I don't mind doing the work I just don't feel I should need run all of it for every single alt or have wait for most my career lvling up to look entirely as planned. Heck make it a perk pack if you have to. Find a way to get this done.
  17. Quote:
    Originally Posted by UberGuy View Post
    Yeah, OK, next time you leap off of a seventy story building and it takes half of your life off, be sure to explain how it didn't feel super because of that to the normal human who jumped off next to you who's now a fine red paste with chunky bits on the pavement.

    I think my eyes rolled so hard it hurt.
    Just Ask Danson and Highsmith about that from the movie The Other Guys.... [Minor Spoilers]




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    Christopher Danson: Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? Aim for the bushes.
    [Both jump off the roof of 20 story building]
  18. Quote:
    Originally Posted by sleestack View Post
    You showed her the thread, didn't you? We *told* you *not* to show her the thread!

    I recommend sending a series of 22 to 270 more texts/emails/voice messages, each more desperate than the last. The ladies really dig that stuff. It shows you care.

    Seriously, it's the holidays. Give it a bit more time.
    All else fails stand on her front lawn with a boombox over your head blasting some sort of love song.
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    Originally Posted by Cowman View Post
    This makes me sad since a long time dream of mine is to see a big budget Transformers movie where Megatron transforms into a gun, some guy asks how that's possible, and Soundwave responds by picking up Megatron and shooting the guy in the face.
    While that probably would be an amusing scene I don't feel that would justify having such an lame alt mode. Besides no one ever seems think what Megatron wants.
  20. Yeah you're fine and that's normal. I'd ask the mods to delete this at once heh.
  21. Reading this topic, I get the impression Super Oz has a bigger issue with the fact DC basically went back and twisted a happy ending send off than anything else. These characters were crapped on in his mind and that irks him as almost some someone dug up and murdered his childhood all over again heh. (Ultimately they were throw away characters the bulk of fans couldn't give a rat's behind about it's merely what they represent that I think is the issue. Given this topic exists I think their commentary was warrented.)

    The irony is that's the metacommentary Johns is trying make in the first place. Continuity can be a wonderful thing(it seems to exist best in limited runs handled by a single team or writer that keeps their vision consistent to a predetermined end. ) but the problem is if you write something with an indefinite end (basically until becomes unprofitable.) and all other cooks into the kitchen as books get handed off to other writers all time then things are going have contuinty errors. Problem if continuity gets too big and complex it becomes it's own enemy after awhile. It's hard to remember everything that's happened as there's so many issues and details to cover, and .... comics are ****king weird sometimes. (those links are highly relevant to this topic heh. I thought about the first and saw the second as I was writing all this.)

    Ongoing series have the ugly role of trying stay relevant. Change too little you get stagnant; Change too much you alien the fans. It's really a dark art to survive and still maintain fans as you can't make everyone happen. Sometimes characters change due to a natural progress (for example Robin/Dick Grayson becoming Nightwing.) Others because of shockvalue or largely of poor quality story telling. Sometimes the changes spawn from some trend that writers think fans want because something is successful, that means they must want more of that so they superimpose that condition of the rest of the industry as perceived success is sure to follow. (such as the Dark knight returns and watchmen seems to helped kicked off the dark age because grittiness = good not because people like well written stories. Someone will always try use gimmicks in the place of quality in all industries not just comics.)

    This problem compounds when older fans become the writers as a adults. As we've seen people think the current version of the character isn't their version of the character. Such as Joe Q wanting make Brand New Day (not the Album by Sting. ) Again with Kevin Smith wanting to litterally crap all over batman's continuity heh. You have this war of old vs new. Mine is better the old way and you better like it. Heroes who don't have serious issues or kill people are boring...bleh.

    I guess the sad part is these people are selflish and miss the point of it all. These characters don't belong to any person or generation. Not to their characters or the companies that publish them. Once you let something into world it takes on a life of it's own and people can on their own take on how it's viewed. They belong to everyone, and become whatever they need to be as the legends that live on will be eternally retold. I think there's room for all kinds of different versions of every character that exists. There's some middle ground in all, even if it's rarely found.


    Ultimately if something is well written and awesome people will enjoy it regardless of it's origin as quality is universal. Gimmicks are not. That will never change.
  22. It's basically getting to go thru an entire game with some sort of cheat code on that ensures you get to play all way thru no matter how badly you play thru, or getting the watch a fast forwarded playthru on how to do it but never get to apply it in any shape or form. I fail see how this is even a remotely close decision.

    The first option is infinitely more interesting. Rather than just get the cliffnotes of all existance and take some beings word for it all you get to go out there and see as much of it as you can for yourself first hand then be wiped out(like having a super villain monologue to you and then get killed by them...Unless of course this supreme knowledge gave you a window to survive on which I imagine knowing everything you would. Only down side is may be existence has no purpose once you do so again I'd rather experienced it all firsthand that simply imput the I win code and vanish from reality.I got to do it all on my terms.). In which case you probably end up becoming the being who presented this question in the first place to yourself as thats usually how those things go. If you were immortal you likely could find all the answers you'd ever want to on your own making the second choice completely moot.

    Granted I'd picture there would be very long periods of really boring stuff that happened between anything cool. Like oh look there's this awesome civilization...now there're all dead due to nuclear war....great now I need go find a new planet to hang out on till the human race shows up. Nope still dinosaurs..only the Jurassic era. I'll be back in a few million years.
  23. I've been kicking around reading the books to see how they were par to movie. I've been diving deeper into world of Scott Pilgrim partly as a result of playing the game.

    Honestly the best thing I've seen with Scott Pilgrim attached to it is the video game heh. It's awesome.(especially with the DLC update as it unlocks Knives my favorite character of the series.) I highly recommend it to anyone whom likes classic beat em ups, Scott Pilgrim or regularly has people hanging around play games with. My brother whom had no knowledge of Scott Pilgrim was excited to watch the movie(which I loaned him my copy as I snagged it on blu ray to give it another shot.)...though he was underwhelmed as his opinion on it was alot like mine. Which despite having no voice overs it conveys Scott and Ramona being in love better than the movie did.

    I will try and get around to picking up the Scott Pilgrim books, but I guess the movie is disapointing because I see potential of what might have been a cool lil universe and unfornately it just didn't hit it's mark. Michael Cera is by far the biggest weakness of the film. He had no business being Scott Pilgrim , as he just has no swagger to him. He's flatter than a week old soda. It didn't make him feel believeable that anyone would be bent out of shape over him.

    It's not that he's someone I have issues with, he just wasn't meant for this role. Someone more confident and less whiny. They needed be the determined underdog who's just too dense to know when they should have quit. Someone out of the same vein as Yusuke Urameshi from Yu yu hauksho or Inuyasha. That's the vibe I get when I read anything about him or see his character in game. That's not at all what Cera gives us as he comes across as this scared lil manchild most the time.

    Well back to the original idea here, thanks for your insight on the book Baffling beer man. I will really need snag it and see for myself at some point. (after Xmas I need buy alot of presents today heh.)
  24. Quote:
    Originally Posted by BrandX View Post
    What's the problem with Megatron being a tanker truck?

    He's been a gun, a tank, a dinosaur, a dragon, a jet, and I may be missing other things (and a cannon, if you count him being turned in Galvatron).

    Or is it the tarp turning into a cloak? I'd just rule that as a rule of cool and move on.
    Looks like he's trying look like the grim reaper, simliar to how Sigma does in Megaman X 4 with the cloak over him. I'd heard the rumor that truck was going be Megatron awhile back, so it seems to be true.

    There's always the possibly of Megatron being put an enemy mine situation with the autobots having to team up to defeat Shockwave.(he's definitely going be the main new villain of the film.) Shockwave has been known to try to usurp power from Megatron plenty of times in the comics. (unlike his boot licking animated versions.) Taking an alt mode might been a sign of good faith heh. Either way it might look much cooler than the toy does on screen. Not that the toy looks bad. (and screw megatron being a gun...thats just silly as was easily the most pointless alt mode hence he barely used it. No new series will ever use that dumb alt mode again.)
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    Originally Posted by rian_frostdrake View Post
    is that the offspring or just somebody sounding like the offspring?
    It's someone trying really hard sound like them as wiki claimed Novelty song writer, Parry Gripp composed the theme song.