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Where's the bacon?™

It's a small world after bacon.

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Whether the arteries to indulge in fat,
The deadly clogging of a thousand flesh tubes,
Or to take arms against a sea of bacon,
And by opposing eat them? To gorge: to slurp;
No more; and by a sleep to say we eat
The heart-ache and the thousand heart attacks, too
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a vast consumption
Devoutly to be wish'd. To gorge, to slurp;
To slurp: perchance to drool: ay, there's the rub;
For in that slurp of gorge what drool may come
When we have eaten up this bacon coil,
Must give us more: there's the bacon
That makes festivity of so long life;
For who would bear the splashing bacon grease,
The great king of meat, the proud man's consuming,
The pangs of bacon love, the law's delay,
The insolence of calories, the squirms
That patient bacon of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his bacon still make
With a bare saucepan? who would piglets bear,
To grunt and sweat under baconey life,
But that dread of something after bacon,
The undiscover'd state of no more bacon
No remaining bacon, puzzles the will
And we rather eat that bacon we have
Than fly to bacon that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make bacon of us all;
And thus the bacon hue of resolution
Is sicklied with the pale cast of hunger,
And enterprises of great bacon and scope
With this regard their bacon turn awry,
And lose the name of bacon.

Do, or do not...there is no bacon.

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To char is human
To bacon, divine

Two bacon are better than one...

Because then you can have your bacon and eat it, too!

We're doomed, but in a good way!

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Would you prefer the application of L'Hopital?

The limit as x => 2 for (x-5)(x-2)/(x-2) is equal to the derivative of the numerator, divided by the derivative of the denominator

Thus, (x-5)(x-2) = x² - 7x + 10
d(x² - 7x + 10) = 2x - 7

d(x - 2) = 1

As x = 2, 2x - 7 = 4 - 7 = -3
-3/1 = -3

So, -3 = 0

Your world is broken by legitimate calculus.

I read somewhere that Arthur never really could get the hang of Thursdays.

...with trying to feed Captain Cryo-Baby liquid helium...