Knight Jolt

Stan Lee asked me for my phone number... and then...

some big dude named Ike started beating on meh...and then...

My buddy and I want to roll a new duo...got any cool names?

One case of tomato flavoured Jello

DY-NO-MITE!!

I'm Every Woman!

I asked the waitress where the Hibachi grill was. Everyone laughed and pointed... and then...

They've taken The Hobbits To Isengard!!

LMAO...lrn to save the world, u $#@# noob!

some odd fellow named Forrest Glump came to my aid...holding two ping pong paddles...and then...

I was arrested and learned that glupping in public was a felony...and then...

I glupped down some Mountain Dew and then...

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

I'm leaving and, yes, you can have my stuff...just check eBay.

they were all shot to pieces by Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner...and then...

I became lycanthropic, went "AHWOOOO" and ripped some holes in my shirt. No one really cared...and then...

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman leaped out from behind the kilt rack, screaming "Show me your war face!!! Don't you have a $#@$# war face????" ... and then

OK...I'll bring all my shoes...and glasses. So I have them.

after the Tsoo amburshed him, they ambushed him, and then...

Aaaaayyyyyyyyy! Recluse! Sit on it!

When I grow up, I want to be just like Judd Nelson.

someone lost his kilt, which made several people dry heave... and then...

that dude Freddy Myers came at me with a chainsaw, screaming "You're my bloody valentine!"...and then

since plastic surgery was not a feasible option, I took the bus to Walmart to find a ski mask that was me and then...

a patron began to choke on his moo shu pork...and then...

"So I was getting my feet done at Dina's place when she told me that Amy bumped into Elaine, who was walking with Phillip - you know... Sandra's ex Phillip - well, anyway, she was like trying not to make eye contact with her - whatever - and then ..."