Knight Jolt

I decided not to answer it and curled up in a corner...and then...

Short people got no reason to live.

Someone wet the blanket.

Well, then you can just say "Here, have a blanket".

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

I peed myself...and then...

We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A'.

Fly pelican, fly!

I missed...and then...

License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations.

I realized that I was missing a rabbit ear. So I began to search all over the place for that <censored> costume shop receipt...and then...

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... it's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

mammas everywhere hired bodyguards with ugly haircuts...and then...

they all piled into a POS sky blue Cadillac and headed for the highway...and then...

Bruce Lee materialized to yank out even more of Chuck's chest hair...and then...

PETA fired a SCUD missile directly into Statesman's face...and then...

Dewd!! Road trip!!

they just kept licking...and licking...and then

the test server pukes 5 gallons worth of disgust...and then

Get the gimp.

I say we stomp him! Then we tattoo him! Then we hang him! And then we kill him!

I'm a joker. I'm a smoker. I'm a midnight toker. I sure don't want to hurt no one.

I've got a pocket full of lovecake.

I puked 5 gallons worth of disgust...and then...

I could say something nice, but then I'd have to live with myself afterwards.