Knight Jolt

I realized I was actually in a Japanese restaurant, standing on the hibachi grill, nekkid, and then...

I was stunned to find out that someone actually wrote Knight Chill into this story, but I just washed that thought away with several bottles of beer...and then...

Malted moth balls could be interesting.

some guy with a clipboard and cigar approached me and said, "Hi there, I'd like to have a word with you"...and then...

Note to self - do not trade for a PBJ sandwich with Vegemite_Kid.

some panting, porky fanboy with an eBay t-shirt hit Chucky on the head with a shovel and carried him off...and then...

some dude nicknamed 'Gaiz' turned around and asked if I had a problem with him...I said maybe...and then....

You picked the wrong glue to start sniffing.

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The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only.

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Stop playing the race card.

I hope that's only water you're squirting out of there.

Aww, look at the cute little kitty cat, he's so cute, LET'S DROWN HIM!"

I felt a little lycanthropic myself, once again, so I tore off my shirt and howled at the sun...and then...

someone's dog licked the cream off my face (I think it was a dog)...and then...

I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola...and then...

The rubber duckie isn't complaining.

Ok...everyone get the *bleep* out of my bathtub, please.

It doesn't look...washed.

I threw up in my mouth...and then..

Things change.

No more.

Now juggle these, do a tap dance, and sing the Catalina Magdalena Hoopensteiner Wallabeiner song.

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(having to explain the bad puns, whilst half in the bag, really ruins it)

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Fixed for reality TV.

some honky tonk woman snuck up behind me and pinched my butt...and then...

I went down to the Chelsea drugstore, to get your prescription filled, and then...

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some pizza delivery

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Save a slice for me, please.