Knight Jolt

Hell no.

Dad is great. He gives us chocolate cake.

Most cakes are good...and that's the truth.

Nemesis is a lie.

*distracted by the happy hour whistle*

You lucked out this time.

*grabs tape gun*

Here you go again.

"Me no can feel bad when me sees many, beautiful...coo-kies!"

"NOM NOM NOM NOM..."

I'm sure that would stop you.

Self-lust is a crime.

Go to the mirror, boy.

I tried to eated them, but some blue behemoth got there first.

I eated them.

I punched him in the nose, kicked him in the groin, tossed him down a flight of stairs, stepped on his pinky, emptied a garbage can on him, took his wallet, kicked him in the ribs several times...then I really got mad...and then...

I eated him.

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*pokes GrayHuntress with extra long icicle*

Oops...wrong thread.

Welcome to 50...now put that ding away.

He yanked on my spoon - real hard...and then...

I ran over to Target to buy a mini vac. On my way there, I bumped into one of my old gym teachers...the one I hated most. And then...

You poor boid.

Clean up your roost bro.

Some Robert Redford clone offered me $100 to go home with him and...clean his house...and then...

Tell me more...

Effect trumps rules.

Just don't ding my car door. K?