Knight Jolt

*chums water with crushed oreos*

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*cannonballs in and splashes water on Chill while he defrosts*

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Note to self: Next time GrayHuntress starts to jump in, freeze water.

*brings Batman® shark repellent*

*sits in sun to defrost before jumping in*

Uranus exploded. And then...

Jupiter blew up, a rabid squirrel bit off meh pinky, my 401K dropped to $10.57, production began for Catwoman II, and then...

I pulled out the two-pronged fork that had been injected into my left butt cheek and stabbed away at the hand...and then

I backed into a hot dog vendor's cart, knocking it over. The angry vendor promptly lunged at me, and the Rikti mob, holding his TPF (two-pronged fork)...and then

Get Help Or Suffer Totally Wicked Immeasurable Doom Or Worse

ADAMASTOR

I realized I was really lost this time...and then...

My aqua lung! Where did it go? Did I even have one? How was I breathing? Snot was running down my nose...and then...

I noticed Davy Jones was there, on stage, drunk, karaoke-ing a Monkees song.

I left.

And then...

A tall dorsal fin approached. I thought this was my end. But it was only a cardboard prop attached to Stan Lee's head. He thought it was a funny joke...even as I began to ram his snorkel down his throat. And then...

Kill Raging Aquatic Kraken Effective Nao!

FOYER

Cakes Outta Oven Kitchen I Eats

MAGUS

Need Of More

CAKE

Nude Abalone Diving In Rear

ULLI

that voice! It massaged my soul... as the grapes of time dripped me such sweet wine...causing me to belch lovingly and often...and then...

Everything went white...and then...

Tastes like chicken.

Big Sister Really Eats

POMS

I went to KFC and ate a whole freaking bucket of chicken (original recipe). And then...

I fell...in love.

*love music*

And then...

I got her in a headlock and squeezed as hard as I could. She began to laugh and asked if that was all I got...and then...

*laughs while Ulli noms Kheldarn's thieving hand*

I spotted a vintage Galaga upright machine in the pizza shop across the street and immediately wanted my spare change back. So I chased her down, grabbed her, and then...