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 it's still controlled by AI
 
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 /win
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	The UPS guy came to my door and slapped me. He didn't have a delivery for me...he just wanted to slap somebody.
 
 Hey, I was glad I could be found useful in some way. I was just about to crack open a Pepsi, in celebration, and then...
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 Never EVER use any inspirations, no matter what!
 
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 Even green ones?
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	I ran home to watch Andy Griffith on TV Land. After all, he's almost never on and I would always be able to kill myself afterwards. Anyway, as I clicked on the TV, I heard a big rumbling sound. And then...
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	I received a text message from my ex-girlfriend saying that it was only a Fake Nemesis I had talked to and that nothing in my life is real. She also mentioned that all of her orgasms were fake, as well.
 
 I sighed, smashed my phone, and then...
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	I grabbed some random kid (probably the one that laughed) and started beating the snot out of him. He began to mutter something in French...I think. And then...
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	Recluse, Recluse bo Becluse, bonana fanna fo Fecluse,
 fee fy mo Mecluse, Recluse!
