Knight Jolt

bald.

I paid in oreos and got...

to kiss BAB.

I paid three installments of $58.32 and got...

I screamed a little. I peed a lot. The nurse slapped me and asked if I was single. And then...

LOL - we'll just see about that. *reviews video*

$75.00 worth of ice cream.

I paid with $100 of your money and got...

LOL - please pull your hand out of it.

an ounce.

I paid with my soul and got...

LOL. Just LOL.

Half a brain. Now you just need the other half.

I paid just only $19.95 and got...

A rockin' WoW account.

I paid 140 Euro and got...

LOL - you think you're an actual person.

My advice.

I paid $666 and got...

I woke up in a hospital, face to face with a fat, ugly nurse who was holding a catheter. And then...

LOL - get squeezed plz.

LOL - is she legal?

LOL - you ate Kelvin.

LOL - I always knew you were a fruit.

I woke up in my bathtub, with my toy Kraken and little rubber squeaky boat!

So there I was: A rub-a-dub, just relaxing in the tub, thinking everything was alright. And then...

Someone rat tailed my butt with a wet towel. It was my momma. She said I was embarrassing her. I started sucking my thumb, and then...

Stop right there with your hands.

LOL - I know what you're searching for.

I noticed Tom Cruise and Dustin Hofman were at the next table, wearing matching suits, and winning big. So I walked over to get a closer look, and then...

Better for me.

I squished the fish.

Couldn't resist.

And then...

after about 25 minutes I asked, "Are we there yet?"

...

They promptly tossed me out of the car and I rolled down an embankment. I eventually reached the bottom, and then...