Knight Jolt

Arc Name: The Lizard King
Author: @Knight Chill
Arc ID: 64427
Length: Short
Morality: Neutral
Enemies: Custom (Lizard Men, Lizard King AV) & Snakes
Description: Defeat Lizard King and his reptilian army.

LOL, thanks for the pep talk. How many cookies will it cost me?

a vintage action figure from Hal Steinbrenner's personal collection.

I didn't pay much and got...

LOL, thanks (I try).

LOL, you think there are geeks on the internet...in MMORPG forums...in this thread...in your closet...

LOL, YHGTBFKM

a beer at the new Yankee Stadium.

I paid on time and got...

LOL, U.

a hot dog at the new Yankee Stadium.

I finally paid attention to you and got...

my life didn't change at all. I rubbed the can again, hoping that the little blue pepsiman would come out...so I could kill him. And then...

investigated.

I paid you a visit and got...

A new headache.

I left a 50% deposit and got...

LOL you're blue.

Cheer up.

I rubbed the can and a tiny blue pepsiman came out. He belched and offered to grant me 3 wishes. I started thinking about what I wanted, and then...

LOL, yours are not.

It was Bill Clinton! He apologized and told me that I reminded him of one of his interns. I told him I never voted for him...and then...

pwned.

I didn't pay Jack and got...

I flashed them my fake union card and they backed off.

But I quickly realized that they retreated for another reason. I sensed something ominous sneaking up behind me.

I turned around...and then...

Stop complaining.

back $8.47 change. How much did you spend?

I paid my respects and got...

LOL if you're using Wikipedia to look up new words.

LOL, I think you just swallowed Al Gore.

He pinched my left butt cheek. And then...

LOL, your avatar looks like a PBS trailer.

LOL, you're a killer not a spelling mage.