Knight Jolt

^ I love this guy.

*drops 7 metric tons of snowcones on TPBM, in honour of QA's warped genius*

*feels a slight breeze*

Did someone take a swing at me?

*drops iceberg on poster below for good measure*

*coughs* *removes lace undies from my neck and tosses them at Freedom server*

*spins Early Girl with incredible velocity, turning her into a drill*

*starts drilling TPBM w/ Early Girl*

/signed

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Knight Chill's one-shot lizard arc

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Yes, one shot those Lizard Men minions...that's the spirit.

*opens umbrella to shield myself from explosion*

*drops anvil on poster below*

Man, the mosquitoes in this thread bite hard.

*drops 5 tons of crushed ice on the poor soul below*

Missed. Slot for more accuracy and try again.

*drops Ice Patch beneath next poster and showers them with thumbtacks*

The flytrap got pulled into another dimension, where it was promptly gobbled up by undead cacti.

Too bad it didn't know that my "medicine cabinet" was really a portal to the...Twilight Zone.

[insert Twlight Zone theme here]

*iz bited* Ouch.

*calls it 'a draw' with wolfie*

*summons Blizzard on TPBM in mild frustration*

*draws and quarters Wolfie*

*then tapes her shapely bod back together with magic Scotch*

*freezes Mr_Squid and ships him off to the lab for further...dissection*

*spears Mr_Squid and drags him down to Fulton Fish Market*

A 24-pack of bottled water on sale.

I paid with a 2 dollar bill and got...

He broke down and wept! I'd found his weakness: crumpet depravation! I began kicking him in the ribs while he was down...and then...

As I was sucking my thumb, I heard a knock on the door. It was the UPS guy, again. He wanted to slap me, again. So I let him in and then...

The judge found me in direct contempt and sentenced me to death by lagging.

?

So I was brought to a cell where I would be forced to play CoH with a dial-up connection. I began to weep...and then...

a mullet.

I paid with your tax refund and got...

Angry, don't fix your post....it's perfect.

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I paid with a chilli dog and got...

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a hot dog.

I paid with mustard and got...

Billy Mays' undershorts.

I paid with an IOU and got...

She ran away. I decided to head for the sticks and get raised by wolves (again). So I got down on all fours...and then...

I walked backwards into the future and stumbled over the present. And then...

When you make a note to stop at Walgreens after work and start writing "Wentworth's".

True story.

LOL, I bought your movie "Earth Girls Are Easy".

LOL, be alert for angry bewbies. They hit hard.

LOL, me think Ulli correct.