Knight Jolt

Heat Miser vs. Snow Miser (guess who I'm pulling for).

^The latest sniper.

tapped.

I actually paid attention and got...

What's all this stuff doing the "bouncity-bounce" on my Frozen Armor?

*Ice Bolts Easy Girl in the tush*

*drops 50 ft snowman on poster below*

I got shotted, and thens...

*calls in chief editor to yell at Kheldarn*

I decided to stop the food chain demonstration in its tracks and summoned all my nerdy powers.

[insert explosive sound effect here]

I broke through all the dino flesh and bone. I was free. So I grabbed a garden hose and started rinsing myself off, and then...

tea party vs. toga party

*impales VK on icicle*

*displays on front lawn*

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*freezes Lake Erie*

*removes top layer*

*drops on TPBM*

[ QUOTE ]
something, along with her desire for ice cream, will be burning.

[/ QUOTE ]

Fixed.

Don't worry, Blood. We can pretend "fire" is meant in the figurative sense, at no extra charge.

[censored] vs. [censored]

*grabs Mr_Squid and ties his tentacles into bow*

*delivers as gift to Mr_Sperm Whale*

*drops Mrs. Sperm_Whale on TPBM*

your left butt cheek vs. your right butt cheek

Uranus vs. Moon

Daffy vs. Donald (cage match)

Aqua Man vs. Little Mermaid

Me vs. Hugh

shower vs. WoW player

redhead vs. deadhead

[ QUOTE ]
brunette > blonde

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Fixed.

*helps iced coffee win*

real blonde vs fake floozy

PvP vs whine

*noms asterisks Pac Man style all the way to Mr_Squid*

*freezes Mr_Squid and ships him to local aquarium*

*drops orca carcass on poster below*

^C'mon Scorchy light my fiiire...

a Positron...