Knight Jolt

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Lemon Chill

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Hmmmm.

*ponders yellow color option and rename token*

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99% of blasters = blasters with soft capped ranged defense?

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LOL, hell no!

Boogedy Boogedy!

tops off

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Hey, the K is for "kick" and the C is for "your [censored] can" !

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The truth often sends it in with no lube.

^ No one is "getting rich" soloing pylons - unless they're winning a bet or something.

In general it's all about pushing the envelope as a solo Blaster and taking out a very challenging foe.

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I'm practicing my grunting.

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So I asked for a super hero and they sent me some clown from DC.

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You don't have to cook my pants. You'll find them in the toy ovens of children everywhere...

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I'm pratically a god.

Cool - welcome to the pylon killer's club. I do, however, shamelessly use Inspirations when soloing pylons (and AVs as well).

underwater strip bowling

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all of these toons they keep changing damage and what not but there is yet one toon i ain't seen nobody did nothing to at all....city of heroes fire kinetics controller.

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I stopped reading the OP here.

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You are way too patient.

I stopped here:

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all of these toons they keep changing damage and what not

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chicken

Galaga

Coolness. Bring your lab coat.

Zaxxon

Mad Libs

grab lunch before the crowd does

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough out cold.

Considering everything that transpired, little foot sat on his behind waiting for apples. Eskimo kisses tickled my tootsies unmercifully. Eventually, they screamed bloody Sunday until one benevolent little prince started rubbing knobs fiercely.
More midgets climbed Numina and pruned quietly. Taking advantage of nimble and skilled gastrointestinal parasites wasn't such a hard chore, except flying ones drove crazy trains.

Then, He-man decided to lick post-its and stuff because chimichangas just weren't enough. Orko screaming meemies blubered aimlessly South. The dog chewed Positron.

measure my [censored]

FNF, this Friday, 6/26, at AE Building in King's Row, 10:30 EST (half hour later start time).

Theme: Mad Scientists

[insert maniacal laughter here]

Arcs:

Science is a Harsh Mistress 1814
The Evil Twin 120423
The Surge of the Mad Scientists 182587

Since we have our "regulars", and have managed a solid turnout every time, I won't bother with listing a roster. Just show up! All Guardianites are welcome. We can always run two teams if necessary.

I look forward to fun time, as usual.

cow tipping

Woah - 6 months? Give up sex too, why don't you.

^Nice name, BTW.

What will it be next minute?

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Hey, don't mess with my creativity. Besides, I can totally picture PK sucking a cork.

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Your mother's cork!

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[censored] was that?

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XD

It is Corksoaker not sucker...


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Hey, don't mess with my creativity. Besides, I can totally picture PK sucking a cork.