Kheldarn

Carrying Apple Pants Teaches All Interested Noobs Much About Killing Outcasts

GHOSTWIDOW

I lost him! I rounded the next corner, and then...

Ah-HA! Now I see why I like you! Go Guardian! *high-fives*

Oh, and the awesome art, too.

Henry's Own Legacy Lets Owls Wash Sheep

AZURIA

I remembered that the NCNC NorCal Offices were on the west coast! I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest, I would not sleep for an instant, until I found them. But first I decided to buy some donuts. So I got in my car, and I drove over to the donut shop, and I walked on up to the guy behind the counter, and he says, "Yeaaaaaahhh, wadda ya want?". I said, "You got any glazed donuts?", he said, "Naaah, we're outta glazed donuts.". I said, "Well you got any jelly donuts?", he said, "Naaah, we're outta jelly donuts.". I said, "You got any Barvarian cream filled donuts?", he said, "Naaah, we're outta Barvarian cream filled donuts!". I said, "You got any cinnamon rolls?", he said, "Naaah, we're outta cinnamon rolls!". I said, "You got any apple fritters?", he said, "Naaah, we're outta apple fritters!". I said, "You got any bear claws?", he said, "Wait a minnit... I'll go check...".

"NO, WE'RE OUTTA BEAR CLAWS!!!"

I said, "Well in that case, in that case, what DO you have?", he says, "All I've got right now is this box of one dozen starving crazed weasels.", I said, "Uh OK, I'll take that.". So he hands me the box, and I open up the lid, and the weasels jump out and they immediatly latch onto my face and start biting me all over... nomnomnom nomnomnomnom nomnomnom Oh man they were just going nuts! They were tearing me apart! You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started going through my head. I believe it went a little something like this:

D'OH! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME! AHHHHH! OH GET 'EM OFF GET 'EM OFF OH GAH OH GAAAAAH GET 'EM OFF ME AHHH OMIGAWD AH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH

I ran out into the street with these flesh eating weasels all over my face, waving my arms all around and just running and running like a constipated weiner dog. And then...

Oh. But... I do! So... Darn. Doesn't count. *sigh* Hafta wait and see.

(His forum name has no spaces, so I did it like that in hopes that a vanity search might bring him in here, even though I know better... )

Cokkies Remain Eternally Yummy

POHSYB

Oh that is one AWESOME rendition of Zoe! I'm not a huge fan of the animé style, but that totally knocked my socks off! That is really gonna kill after you color it! You are gonna color it, right?

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some deep disturbed hidden meaning here

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I'd say that sums me up pretty well. Thanks!

I sneezed. Do you know what it's like to sneeze underwater? It's not pretty. And then...

Scirocco Chases Recluse All Morning

BACKALLEYBRAWLER

I could feel myself being pulled back to that chinese resturant, so I quickly turned around and went back into the Davy Jones Bar and Grill, where I sat down, and waited for someone to take my order. And then...

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Kheldarn! What are you doing out of the Forum Games section!? Back in there with you!

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But I likes art, too...

Like this piece. Looks tasty. And I'm still wondering if it's Solid or Hollow... >_>

Death Ends Nomming In Albanian Lands

CASTLE

The raft sprung a leak. And then...

Have Another Rotten Potato

CHUM

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Looks cool! And yet I think a version with bitten off ears would be cooler...

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That WOULD look awesome. Touch the Awesome Button, and bite off the ears! (on an alt render...)

Children Really Enjoy All The Exercise

BARF

But I can only eat one, maybe two, dinners a night.

Bouncing Goldfish Lost Oliver's Gold

WUZQ

Hello, and welcome to Movie Phone! I mean, T.A.G. - The Acronym Game!

Here's how it works: I'll start by posting a random group of letters, say OTFC. The next person to reply will tell us what OTFC stands for, say Only The Food Counts. Then, they'll post their own random group of letters, for the next person to decipher.

You can post any letters you want, and if someone posts a real acronym (like WTF), you can make up any meaning you want for it (like Whales Taste Fantastic).

Here we go!

BLDW

A cookie wants me.

When I got to the Goodwill, they saw me coming, so they locked the doors, and put up a Closed sign. And then...

*takes cookie*

That's when I realized she said MS. Pac-Man, and not Pac-Man! BLASPHEMY! And then...