Karl_Rove_Man
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This one isn't funny until I explain how I did it...
That's a dislocated shoulder. I was laying on the couch this morning and sneezed. This is the second time I've done this in two years. -
So...I don't know how many of you remember this, but about 2 years ago I dislocated my shoulder by sneezing.
Well, I did it again today. Laying on the couch, I sneezed, and my body moved forward while my arm stayed in one spot...
This x-ray isn't as good as the last one, but it's still pretty impressive!
I'll be logging into the game shortly, so if you want to see me more doped up than usual, now is the time! -
Quote:They aren't the brightest knives in the shed...that's why we're above them.Originally Posted by sidney_b
Also, with those three "forum games" below being "Questions Only", "Exclamations Only", and "Statements Only", why don't we start one that's "Interrobangs Only"?
Do you really think they'll know what an interrobang is‽ -
I figure if I get a pretty equal mix of red and green jellybeans, I'm doing my job right.
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I've deleted the blank ones, because they are boring. So far, I'm pretty disappointed...
Presenting CoH Forums... 08-13-2009 02:39 AM kkk
Pwnz 08-12-2009 02:37 AM you posts make me poop in a cup and then eat it, 1 KRM, 2 Cups plz with a side of peepee
Paying Subscriber not... 08-10-2009 02:49 PM Awesome post Karl!
Pwnz 08-10-2009 10:54 AM i want a piece of that sweet sweet karl rove ***
I'm Turning My Rep Off 08-07-2009 08:34 AM MY EYES! IT BURNS!!!!
I16 Closed Beta 08-07-2009 08:15 AM Comment
I16 Closed Beta 08-06-2009 02:02 PM That was hillarious.
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Quote:The red ones taste like spite.Originally Posted by Vanden
Discuss.
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Quote:Hello Mr. or Mrs. Lolfartpoopies, and welcome to the forums. To answer your question:Originally Posted by lolfartpoopies
Does any1 have any dates on when this will come out?
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This gets my seal of approval!
Next, can you make it do this?
I want to color match my posts with the drapes. (If you know what I mean
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Quote:But they are adding stuff to patron pools:Originally Posted by Rivona
The devs hate villains! What about our patron pools! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
Quote:Additionally, we also conducted a mini-proliferation pass on the Ancillary and Patron Power Pools, adding 5th powers to most Pools and adding Blaze Mastery for Scrappers. 
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Yeah, your mom still refers to the circumstances of your birth as "A series of unfortunate events".
Or...
That's what she said.
Or...
Your face is "A series of unfortunate events".
Or...
lolnou
Or...
You fight like a dairy farmer! -
Quote:The new Zombie Rikti AV, Et'UrBrane, is pretty sweet looking.Originally Posted by Red_Valkyrja
Oh, you mean like the Zombie Apocalypse and the Rikti Raids occurring simultaneously in the same zone?
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Can we still disclose made-up facts if we are not in Closed Beta?
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Quote:The Oceanics are gonna be pissed.Originally Posted by Fleeting_Whisper
No, the lounge has been non-claimed. That's different from being unclaimed.
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So.....does that mean the lounge is still unclaimed?
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I only speak whale.
HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU? -
How do I tell if this lounge is for me or not?
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Quote:Originally Posted by Neuronia
This post wins a Bubble of Win (the first such awarded).
Try it in Hexadecimal though, it's sexier.
Why thank you! I am very honored. I thought about using Hex as well, but it is too risky. I'm bound to have to use the 'e' key eventually. -
It's probably going to be an emo alarm clock or sweater vest.
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Ok, I know I was all serious in my last post, but things have just changed.
Sometime this morning, between when my wife's alarm went off and mine went off an hour later, I had a dream. But it was more than a dream...it was a glimpse into the future. I felt just like Nicolas Cage in Next. (Except with better hair of course.)
Here is what happened:
Sometime in the near future, I will stumble across a bug so huge, it will threaten the entire existence of the game. As I frantically try to send a bug report to Castle, my keyboard breaks. I get this far into my message:
Quote:Every time I hit the 'e' key, it types a jumble of letters, none of them being an 'e'. I cannot send the message like this:Hi Castl
I watch as in a brilliant flash of white pixels, all of our characters turn into a 3D representation of MissingNo. We're level 0, and all of our powers have been replaced with Flurry. Our slots have all been replaced with Intangible enhancements. The Character Database is deemed un-recoverable, along with all backups. Shortly after, the Billing Database goes as well, and all records of us ever playing are wiped clean. Pretty soon, the world is enveloped in famine and disease.Quote:Hi Castl&p4ij/
So please Devs, I beg you...invite me to Closed Beta before it's too late! I know I can make things right in the future, just give me the chance and together we can avoid this catastrophe!
P.S. I've had some time to think about it, and I think I know how to get my message out in time. When the time comes, and I have discovered the Mega-Bug, I will email Pohsyb in raw binary. It is the only way. -
We're getting presents?! From M_T?
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Quote:I'm thinking my estimate didn't include carriage returns. I did a ctrl-a on this page and pasted it into the text box three times. Then I attempted to add color tags to it. Then I cheated and did the same thing in Word to get character count with spaces.Originally Posted by PhiloticKnight
By the way, I'm hoping that you were joking about the 38K characters thing Rove, because a text box is supposed to be able to take up to 64K, as I mentioned earlier. I tried to overflow the box and the new version wouldn't let me.
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Aha, the limit is exactly 32,767 characters. That's the signed limit for integers. -
Sweet! You should pimp this thing out with a colour wheel next.
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Quote:Originally Posted by Luminara
They've been doing something today, without shutting down the forums.
The gray border around avatars is gone. The gems representing reputation no longer have a border, and are much brighter. Complete replacement of all smilies, and these don't have the white cutout around them. "New Post" and "New Thread" buttons aren't red on the hero skin, they're blue now.
Keep up the good work, webmaster(s).
The view post link on quotes works now too. -
Hehe, yeah...I was just about to post that it was pretty solid after giving it my standard application thrashing. Everything else was cool though! I must commend you for the excellent work.
There's a reason I'm usually the one that gets to do ad hoc testing at the office.
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I tried to colorize roughly 38,000 characters.
