Jay42

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yep, i reach out with my roofies and assist them right into more comfortable position...wait, my lawyer said not to talk about that, nm, keep moving along folks, nothing to read here...

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The truth is out!!

Thanks Cobalt. I should edit it to put Azamat at the top, he's the one I've been playing the most. So far I like the dark brute a lot, simple but effective. Plus, he looks badass. Anyone have any brute tips / suggestions / sample builds, etc?

Meowtch: Yes, I'm sure many folks "reach out" to the lovely young ladies of Champion to "assist" them in any way they can.

Hmm.. that'd be the maintopgallant yard on a ship-rigged frigate; awfully high to climb just to hang someone! Plus, ir probably wouldn't bear the weight. How about we just settle for a good old-fashioned keelhauling?

And yeah, that's me writing the help and manuals that nobody reads, so they can call support and spend money and time to have you give them the same information we already provided them for free. Reading really IS fundamental. *sigh*

Community FTW. My girl was reading some of these posts after I told her how much the Pingus scared me -- I mean, how cool Champion peeps are -- and she asks about it.

"Are these people just offering to GIVE you money??"
"Yes, dear, on account of I'm so handsome."
"Yeah right. Did you accept any donations yet?"
"Nope, I told em I wouldn't know what to do with it if I did."
"Uh, you could tell them that your girlfriend needs a pair of wings, I read that you can buy those off the broker."
"Okay, go ask them on your own then! They were willing to give cash to me just for a forum post; I can't imagine how much more they'd be willing to give you, what with having boobs and all."
"Amen to that."

Hi, my name starts with J, so that's me. I'm new to COX (one whole week!) and Champion. Hi again.

I'm a senior technical writer at a software company here in Michigan. I write and maintain online help systems for tax preparation software. It's about as amusing as it sounds. I am unmarried, in my early 30s, and for some reason I haven't seen Transformers yet. I intend to this week, promise.

Coming to COX after a few years in other MMOs (Guild Wars, EQ2, WoW) and enjoying the change of pace over here. People seem much friendlier than in WoW especially. Cool game...non-existent community.

I like ninjas, but pirates are good too. Anything else?