Ironik

I'm pretty sure massive weapons are in the game because of Samuel_Tow's insistence. I lobbied hard for fluffy tails that eventually became the Wolf Tail. I also suggested the "layers of clothing" thing that we eventually got, but I'm not sure that one counts.

I added Punchvoke for Tanks, base teleporters, the mouse-over ability on the Enhancements screen, Stalkers and Brutes. Also increasing SG membership from 75 characters to 75 accounts. (Of course, my SGs imploded right after that, so I'm not sure how that shook out.)

Punchvoke


Teleporters


Mouse-over


Stalker

Tell us what the future plans for CoH were. Let us dream, let us rage, let us weep for things unmade and characters unborn.

Apparently you can't buy GW2 currently because they've had some massive phishing issue that's compromised their database. Never seen a game come pre-hacked before.

Bye to all of you. All of me will miss you, too.

You magnificent *******.

Well, this was fun while it lasted. I probably won't get through the other books on my to-read list before the lights go out.

Thanks for playing, gang.

On the way back from South Africa one of our party members was bitten by a spider. No idea if it was a recluse or what, but after a couple days the bite site had gone from an irritated bump to an irregular area about the size of a small dinner plate and it looked NASTY, as if she'd had acid poured onto her skin. Only Google recluse bite if you have a strong stomach.

When she started screaming in pain one night I simply forced her into the car and took her to the hospital. Took them a long time to figure out what it was. Once they said "spider bite" she remembered a pinch while on the plane, but just thought it was the seatbelt or something.

I haven't found any other games worth talking about, really. Certainly none I'm interested in.

Maybe Tribes Ascend, but that's just a shooter, not a substitute for CoH.

Every Jag is sacred
Every Jag is great
If a Jag is taze-ed
BAB gets quite irate!

Cheers.

I'll be around. I have hundreds of characters to archive. I have a couple last missions to go on. I have a ******* city to save.

Thick and thin, brother.

Call down the lightning.

See you later, man.

Take care.

Here's to soft landings for everyone at Paragon Studios.

With Demodump, we can animate her face. A smile, at least.

Whatever your video ends up being, here's an idea for the final shot:

INT. PORTAL CORP

A giant, spinning portal in the BACKGROUND.

Shadows all around reveal themselves to be silhouettes of hundreds of HEROES in the FOREGROUND.

One by one, the heroes enter the portal and disappear.

Finally, only one remains.

Just before she steps through, she turns and looks around one last time. Then she looks directly at the camera and gives a THUMB'S UP. She steps through the portal and is gone.

SUPER:

"NEW ADVENTURES AWAIT. SEEK THEM OUT."

FADE OUT

Some of my very first toons. This is a shot from beta.

I've deleted more characters than most people have ever made.

Bye, all my little friends.

Burn brightly, Sister Flame.

Mayan prophecy has come true... the world is ending.

As bad as we feel about losing the game we love, I feel worse for the Paragon Studios staff. Here's to landing on your feet, folks.

Request:

Someone refresh my memory on how we capture in-game footage so I can archive all my characters using their powers.

We can still make movies once they pull the plug.

This is terrible news.

I am very glad to have met you all, even if only virtually.

Fly high, heroes.




(I should sig that.)