Healix

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  1. Healix

    In My Pants

    Foolish Games In My Pants - Jewel
  2. Healix

    Who vrs who

    Tarzan vs Sheena, queen of the jungle
  3. Dubai is the fastest growing city in the world. No taxes on income and there are no personal taxes either.
  4. Yahoo the complex internet organism has complicated name. Word "Yahoo" is shortcut for "Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle". It was coined by PhD candidates at Stanford University: David Filo and Jerry Yang.
  5. Healix

    Who vrs who

    Clearasil vs Stridex
  6. WD-40 stands for Water Displacement, 40th attempt. Name was coined by the chemist, Norm Larsen, while he was attempting to concoct a formula to prevent corrosion by displacing water. Norm\'s persistence paid off when he perfected the formula on his 40th try.
  7. Before Stanley Kubrick took over, Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones were considered to play the "droogs" in the Clockwork Orange
  8. Healix

    In My Pants

    Ring of Fire in my pants - Johnny Cash
  9. 3 consecutive life sentences.

    I paid with a big, red clown nose and got...
  10. Healix

    And then...

    I went to a doctor and got my amnesia cured, but then I had a flashback. I remembered something about a Chinese restaraunt, midgets and spoincloths. And then...
  11. TPAM wishes he was a rhorshack test
  12. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
  13. Healix

    Who vrs who

    Mt.Rainier vs Mt. Shasta
  14. forgiven.

    I paid with an old love letter and got...
  15. Healix

    Who vrs who

    Emma Peel vs. Charlies Angels
  16. The typical lead pencil can draw a line that is thirty five miles long
  17. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  18. For more than 3,000 years, Carpenter ants have been used to close wounds in India, Asia and South America
  19. Healix

    And then...

    I saw who was REALLY spanking me, not who I thought! And then...
  20. Every three days a human stomach gets a new lining
  21. Healix

    And then...

    Dr. Vahz made a bundle selling his special rash cream. And then...