Healix

It's just me, myself and I against the world..the three of us can overcome any obstacles.

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn

Kickstand in my pants - Soundgarden

LOL I wonder if you are ticklish under your wings?

Isn't it great that I am legally blind and can still have a job?

The Gastric Flu can cause projectile vomiting

a big seksi kiss and eternal gratitude :::big grin before heading off to class:::

I paid with an antique locked steamer trunk and got...

everybodys got somthing to hide cept for me and my monkey in my pants - Beatles

takes the girlies to heaven on wings of LUV

Healix does her job

with a little help from my friend in my pants - Ringo

^My client

King Kong vs Mighty Joe Young

makes the girlies swoon with his coolness

naughty Jewel sings kinky songs

qmrrfa

Good Vibrations in my pants - The Beach Boys

Bactine vs Neosporin

many lovers rendezvous on rooftops

phgmip

I follow him anyway down long winding roads, back allys and into a creepy building. He takes me upstairs into a strange room and says, "wait here..", then leaves. And then...

LOL you look teeny against the universe

Lil' Abner vs Jethro Clampet

Sure you really used protection?

jrdgam

I Never Told You What I Do For A Living In My Pants - My Chemical Romance

a balloon bouquet, 3 bulb-horn honks and a big clown grin

I paid with a bag od sawdust and one glass eye and got...

Bozo vs Ronald McDonald