Healix

is standing in an open field of dasies

TPAM is a one-man band

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with

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Then why don't you ask me?

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because I am intimdated by your genius.

When your teacher asks why you didn't turn in your homework, and you say you were ambushed by Tsoo on your way to school. They took it...it was a Nemesis plot.

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Thank you for the warning!


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I am warning you

Why, what did I do?

sits very still with eyes closed

delicate looking with a stainless steel spine

The afterlife beats everyday toil here any day

freem

a lifetime supply of Depends

I paid with a bottle of Dr. Good and got

lol your head is too big for your body

LOL..witty, although unseen

The water inside of a coconut is identical to human blood plasma. Many lives in third world countries have been saved from coconut water fed through an IV

is too good-looking or ugly to be seen

"female cats, don't ovulate like female humans do. After copulation, the male cat withdraws his [censored], which has barbs on it that scrape along the female's [censored], the scraping, causes the female cat to ovulate."

OWWWWWWWWW

Some Ribbon worm will eat themselves if they cannot find food. This type of worm can still survive after eating up to 95% of its body weight

I found out that I was a cousin to the Mad Hatter, and jumped into the hole. I fell, and fell and fell till I landed in a most unusual place. And then...

The fur of the binturong, also known as the "Asian Bear Cat," smells like popcorn. The scent is believed to come from a gland located near the tail

DANGER, Will Robinson, DANGER!!!!

Long John Silver vs Blackbeard

was kept in a baby-bouncer wayyyyyyyyyyyy too long

lol cause you can't stand still

Frozen In My Pants - Madonna

I like the troll that lives under our little bridge. He smells bad, but he makes a great pizza.

Signs of life in my pants - Pink Floyd

sometimes my apperance can kill

borfus