Healix

a snartch in my glort.

I paid with a whoopie cushion, $.45 and a used Qtip and got...

Farts vs beer burps

LOL wears size -0 pants

My thong is on fire.

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You'll have to ask her...

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You'll have to go to Alaska

It's the moose rutting season.

I crack myself up

what is a more polite way to refer to a tubesteak's butt?

marf

Most lipstick contains fish scales

My wedgie hurts.

Cut them some slack, even if their heads are all buzzed!

invests in a little known stock that rakes in a bunch of money

gives everyone here $10,000 each..have fun!

Isn't she lovely in my pants - Stevie Wonder

LOL weeble-poo

The downside of a beard and mustache

(LOL)
The world's longest name officially used by a person is "Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorft Senior" which is composed of 28 words or 192 letters.

stands perfectly still and blinks constantly

then wouldn't people be dropping dead every minute from a look?

Zero dockus moocho crockus

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talons.

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Beware the claws of DOOOOOM

TBAM always comes up with clever stuff to say...I admire a fascile mind

Klipsch vs. Bose

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob

TPAM is spot-on correct.

my mom vs your mom

I took an aspirin for my sore throat and went out to explore the forest. And then...

Paul Hunn holds the record for the loudest burp, which was 118.1 decibels, which is as loud as a chainsaw