Healix

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

TPAM is more correct than they will ever know...

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

This time, she wanted 12

being colorblind has no effect on my artistic ability...

The abbreviation Xmas for the word Christmas is of Greek origin. Since the word for Christ in the Greek language is Xristos, which starts with the letter "X," they started putting the X in place of Christ and came up with the short form for the word Christmas

Khel likes to repeat stuff.

Haw haw, betcha thought I couldn't come up with something!

There's A Moon Out Tonight in my pants - The Capris

What is the best way to swallow something NASTY?

slimy and noisy

AND????

TPAM knows more than we realize

donates the money to Meals on Wheels

here are 100 lottery tickets and $45...

*jumps out of the way of the truck and does a flying jump-kick at TPBM

LOL teases the redhead

Has coal-black hair and a cold shoulder

Early_Girl vs Late_Boy

sweaty and stinky

I paid with a cup of mule spit and got...

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Do you have some change you can spare?

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Alms for the poor.

I looked like Kate Moss!!!! I got so scared I started running and fell between the spaces in a street grate. I tumbled down, and down till I hit bottom. And then...

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care. This time,

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed

Has icicles hanging from her armpits

Face down in my pants - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

FOP as in "a pejorative term for a foolish man over-concerned with his appearance and clothes "?

wall-hugger

The cat was gone, and I spotted someone coming toward me on the road. And then...