Healix

LOL hawt and seksi kyoot

be HEALED, Khel clones! Go forth and kick byootoks!!!

*challanges Doctor to a taffy pull!*

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin

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I don't know! Why did you come in last?!?!

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I thought you trained for that race for a month?

After one song we got booed off the stage and disbanded. I went to see a plastic surgeon to correct my skin problem. And then...

brown eyes vs green eyes

I realized it was ME!. A talent agent heard me and wanted me to sing lead for a heavy metal band. And then...

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with

One-third pound stalk of broccoli contains more vitamin C than 204 apples

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy

BRB, I used superglue instead of eyedrops

AFK while I serve a 10-year prison sentence

BRB, IMODIUM hasn't kicked in yet

My Lips Want to Stay in my pants - Hank Wangford

BRB, Publisher's Clearing House van pulled up..knock at door

Is very creative with avatars

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Ram fluid needs changing in the computer, obviously, and I'm sure the hard drive washers are out of whack too. Probably need to check the CPU bolts while you're at it, and make sure your video card's hydraulic lifters aren't shot.



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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:::gasp:::HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

well, let's see if I can get us back on track
Reged 09+19+04=32
TPBM add up your reged numbers to mine..

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no, but i'll trade wontons for hominy

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yes sir, love them grits

Oops, I did it again in my pants - Britney Spears

anacondas vs boa constrictors

Is an 85 year-old bald man

he began to sew meat onto my bones...it was meat from a badger, an armadillo and a tapeworm. And then...