Healix

Is a dog that can't even fetch

when you actually practice the monkey dance so you can copy it exactly.

09+19+04=32

01+01+00= 2

32+2=34 HA!

I jiggle when I walk.

well????

Depression can be fun! Let's all get down!

LOL red dye #40

(Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL that one gave me convulsions, I laughed so hard!)

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset

(YOU PEEKED!)
Would like to have a cat in real life that did karate kicks

*ducks* NOOOOOOO! I am a vegetarian!!! Hit me with tofu!!!

secretly likes to eat the squares of butter when at a restaraunt

*helps Doctor_What put Folonius back together with baling wire and duct tape...Doctor charges him $5000 and hands him an aspirin and charges another $100*

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you'll never get my chalk!

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It's MY chalkboard!

Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Rotten ogres mock Early

vpzol

You Can't Always Get What You Want - Rolling Stones

sleeps most of the day and has no energy

when you know the streets in Paragon better than the place where you live.

Green Onions in my pants - Booker T & The MG's

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times
(I KNOW you are going to try it..lol)

THWACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

I counted on you to notice that

Khel is suffering from a brain vapor lock *grabs a long pole....*

06+22+07=35

09+19+04=32

32+35=67
LOLOL..come on, folks. Don't let us be stuck at 67!

Khel's avatar has her very own name!