Healix

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *bats eyelashes at all the hunky guys*

LOL for making me LOL

TPAM is very observant..and correct

add chocolate and beer, and you have the major food groups LOL

TPAM photoshopped the pics

LOL for missing the smile in my eyes

Zorro vs Dartanion

LOL at crotch shot

TPAM love to watch animals go at each other

The only real person to be a Pez head was Betsy Ross

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

it had an auto transmission LOL (or the 'stickshift' was too small to do anything BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA)

everything but the pepper...ah hates pepper *molds the mashed potatoes into funny shapes*

is a frozen earthworm

Moby Dick in my pants - Led Zeppelin

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed

LOL you need some lipstick

They are NOT used!!! lol

TPAM is a hunky paramedic in real life

*shares factual facys with Khel*
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, Diamonds - Julius Caesar

If it has all of those, it is a guy in a truck..MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so
he

A little boy who is scared of the dark.

I am the wind beneath your wings...or the deoderant beneath your pits

If it has tires, gears, electrical parts or yamsacks, it will be trouble.

Sweet child o' mine in my pants - Guns n Roses