Healix

Over 90% of diseases are caused or complicated by stress

I just called to say I love you in my pants - Stevie Wonder

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward,

Mercy Island 15 (-1)
Port Oakes 24 (+1)
Cap Au Diable 22
Sharkhead Isle 21
Nerva Archipelago 20
St. Martial 19
Grandville. 19 (+1)

Sickness makes you appreciate when you're healthy.

I joined a circus as a sideshow to make money. And then...

Doctor has an anthem!
Dare to be stupid

I am your first choice.
I am your last hope.

Don't act foolish and repugnant

qmursst

I'm just a pilgrim, like you, trying to find my way...

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Slinky!

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Such a fun toy! Love to watch it go down the stairs!

TPAM like large mammary protuberances

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA ****gasp**** AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
GRRRRR

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*has gas and let's loose at the right time*

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OMG! Let me out of here!

Danger! Danger!

Juicy Fruit in my pants - Mtume

Castle at the Senior Center

Mercy Island 17 (-1)
Port Oaks 23 (+1)
Cap Au Diable 22 (+1)
Sharkhead Isle 21
Nerva Archipelago 20
St. Martial 19
Grandville. 18 (-1)

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LR is like an old Pac-Man arcade machine. All the balls he can fit in his mouth for a quarter.

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LMAOROTF

Here, Swan...you take over for a while. I am heading for steambaths.

Mercy Island 18 (-1)
Port Oaks 22 (-1)
Cap Au Diable 21 (+1)
Sharkhead Isle 21
Nerva Archipelago 20
St. Martial 19
Grandville. 19 (+1)

*places love beads around Knight's neck* far out, baby

Please Release Me in my pants - Tom Jones

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Be sure to dismember the left mime

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leave the right mime alone..he is my friend.

Mercy Island 20
Port Oaks 23 (+1)
Cap Au Diable 19
Sharkhead Isle 21 (-1)
Nerva Archipelago 20
St. Martial 19 (-1)
Grandville. 18 (+1)

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Yes. They see me put on... my Wayfarers... I know in my heart they think I'm cool and pretty!

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why, yes... yes you are.